Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - May 28, 2008 6:02:48 am PDT #9336 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Now we do our flow charts in Excel, which is clunk-a-riffic.

Oh ick. I don't know if that's better or worse than trying to do them with PowerPoint. I'm just glad I now have Visio on one of my machines.


Jessica - May 28, 2008 6:05:56 am PDT #9337 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I don't know if that's better or worse than trying to do them with PowerPoint

It's better only in that it doesn't involve using Power Point. More often, we just wind up using bullet-pointed Word docs.


Frankenbuddha - May 28, 2008 6:07:19 am PDT #9338 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It's better only in that it doesn't involve using Power Point.

True dat.

The thing is, PP does have the basic aparatus to do flow charts (I've resorted to it in the past when I absolutely needed a chart), but the selection of shapes is limited, and MicroSoft's propensity to try and out think you makes it a maddening, unecessarily cumbersome process.


tommyrot - May 28, 2008 6:11:08 am PDT #9339 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

BK French toast sticks are so evil, as they are very nummy....


msbelle - May 28, 2008 6:29:22 am PDT #9340 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

My favorite thing so far about Visio, is that when faced with the opportunity to just have a straight line connect two boxes, it will instead draw a connector that wraps almost completely around at least one box. weird little thing.

Anyhoo - this project is 90% done.


lisah - May 28, 2008 6:38:47 am PDT #9341 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

My favorite thing so far about Visio, is that when faced with the opportunity to just have a straight line connect two boxes, it will instead draw a connector that wraps almost completely around at least one box. weird little thing.

Oh that is probably my least favorite thing about it! Just draw a straight freakin' line!

I'm way too excited/nervous about going on vacation tomorrow. And I feel like i have no appropriate clothing or shoes to bring!


tommyrot - May 28, 2008 6:41:19 am PDT #9342 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, this PZ post is funny....

I'm not the only weirdo on my block

In case you too have an obsessive fascination with our home on the prairie, Morris, Minnesota, there is another blog based in my neighborhood, and the latest talk is about all the construction going on. College Avenue, the street running in front of my house, is being ripped up and reconstructed, a process that's supposed to go on for a few months. Anyway, there's a strange fabric fence that's been put up between us and the university, which the precocious young man living near us has decided is a Physicist Fence, to protect us from wandering physicists, presumably drawn by the sound of heavy machinery.

If it really is a physicist fence, though, I'm tempted to go out and cut a couple of slits in it, just to see what would happen.


Burrell - May 28, 2008 6:47:03 am PDT #9343 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Thanks Nora, I must try it out.

tommyrot, my mom was from Morris, Minn, but I'm sure the town is nothing like I remember it.


msbelle - May 28, 2008 6:53:22 am PDT #9344 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I was being sarcastic about the crazy line drawing in Visio.


lisah - May 28, 2008 7:06:03 am PDT #9345 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I was being sarcastic about the crazy line drawing in Visio.

hah! phew!