She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 27, 2008 1:30:53 pm PDT #9226 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In case you're bored: Sex on Star Trek

Consists entirely of clips from ST:TNG, edited to make the whole thing about sex.


DavidS - May 27, 2008 1:40:02 pm PDT #9227 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Consists entirely of clips from ST:TNG, edited to make the whole thing about sex.

Wasn't that episode called The Naked Now?


Kat - May 27, 2008 2:28:23 pm PDT #9228 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Sparky, what level was the yoga class? I'm asking because in my Level 2-3 classes, my instructors almost never practice or they assume we know alignment etc. Its only in basics classes, mixed levels or during The Practice (the 2 hour 30 minute class) that the instructor breaks a sweat.

My neck hurts. Please to help me get my body back into health.

ALSO, let my family serve as warning: Vegas is not for babies.


Strega - May 27, 2008 2:39:13 pm PDT #9229 of 10001

Miss Manners says that you only have to give a gift if you go, not if you're just invited)

Oh, no. Well, she probably wouldn't say "have to," but if you are invited, you should send a gift. The gift is not repayment, it's an expression of your good wishes.

I dunno. I view "and guest" invites as essentially similar to offering a vegetarian option, or having some crayons and games at a kiddie table. If it can't be done, it can't, and guests should be understanding and certainly shouldn't demand special accommodations. But presumably you'd like your guests to have a reasonably good time, or why bother with the whole thing? (And it sounds like JZ & Hec went above and beyond. Which is not surprising.)

I think of the weddings & receptions I was invited to, the one where I knew the fewest people was actually my brother's. If I couldn't have brought a friend, I'd have coped, but ugh. And in that case it's not like I could have skipped it, or ducked out early.


Lee - May 27, 2008 2:44:29 pm PDT #9230 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Dear people,

You requested part of a conference proceeding from a conference that took place at one of the smaller universities in India in 1981. No, I can not just download it for you.

Please to be dealing with that fact.

OKTHNXBYE


flea - May 27, 2008 2:48:35 pm PDT #9231 of 10001
information libertarian

Miss Manners pointedly notes that one is NEVER obligated to give a gift at a wedding or any other event for that matter, for the very reason, as Strega notes, that a gift is not a payment for anything, it is an expression of good will.

She also thinks gift registries are tacky; she's not willing to compromise for the modern world! And I think she would politely shudder at the "+ 1" phenomenon, but I don;t have a cite to hand.


Vortex - May 27, 2008 2:56:09 pm PDT #9232 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I found this

But the innovations that are most widely followed, even by those who resent them, are vulgar, impractical or nonsensical -- and almost always expensive. Here are some that Miss Manners refuses to sanction:

. . .

That hosts must allow anyone who is single to bring along that ubiquitous person known as "And Guest." And Guest doesn't know the hosts or care about the wedding, and if left at home, would allow the person who was invited to meet someone better disposed toward the occasion.


Jesse - May 27, 2008 2:58:33 pm PDT #9233 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In other news, I was just wondering about the NBA playoffs, and right now it's Celtics/Pistons and Lakers/Spurs. What is this, the 80s??


DavidS - May 27, 2008 3:07:13 pm PDT #9234 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In other news, I was just wondering about the NBA playoffs, and right now it's Celtics/Pistons and Lakers/Spurs. What is this, the 80s??

I had the same nagging sensation the other night.


§ ita § - May 27, 2008 3:09:48 pm PDT #9235 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What is this, the 80s??

Just without the stars...

Actually, I never think about the Spurs in that pantheon, but I guess they can work.

Specialist never called back. If I thought the ER could page him I might try the ER, but I have no faith. Pisser.