Also, I would totally vote for an Obama/Optimus Prime ticket.
I'd be afraid not to. (Despite the fact that, as an Ohioan, I would like my tiny slice of glory by serving as 1/11,478,006th of the vice presidency.)
Note to self: religion freaky.
Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - May 27, 2008 10:16:53 am PDT #9163 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Jesse - May 27, 2008 10:19:28 am PDT #9164 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
your mom is not the boss of weddings, ijs.
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Vortex - May 27, 2008 10:21:05 am PDT #9165 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
My feelings about weddings and guests:
1. You are not obligated to invite anyone to your wedding, particularly someone who's name you don't even know.
2. Weddings are EXPENSIVE. Giving all of your single friends a plus one could easily cost another few thousand dollars.
3. While I can strike up a conversation with anyone, I do understand that not everyone is like that. But if you can't go to a wedding by yourself, just don't go. (and don't feel obligated to send a gift. Miss Manners says that you only have to give a gift if you go, not if you're just invited)
4. Put the single people together at a table, so they have someone to talk to. Also, task your more outgoing friends to look out for the guests who don't know a lot of people to make sure they feel included.
5. Anyone who asks me for a guest at my (future) wedding will be disinvited.
Jessica - May 27, 2008 10:21:53 am PDT #9166 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
What Vortex said.
shrift - May 27, 2008 10:24:55 am PDT #9167 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I do not want to deal with my broken shower curtain rod today. I just want to take a nap and for the rod to stay up long enough for me to take a shower.
My lame problems. Let me show you them.
msbelle - May 27, 2008 10:27:23 am PDT #9168 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Jesse - I am here to help.
Shrift - lessen the load on the rod.
HAHAHA.
Theresa - May 27, 2008 10:28:42 am PDT #9169 of 10001
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"
Put the single people together at a table, so they have someone to talk to. Also, task your more outgoing friends to look out for the guests who don't know a lot of people to make sure they feel included.
Heh. I pictured the opening of the frat party in Animal house.
Ken, Lonny, l'd like you to meet...Mohammet...Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton. Grab a seat and make yourselves at home. Don't be shy about helping yourselves to punch and cookies.
Sue - May 27, 2008 10:29:02 am PDT #9170 of 10001
hip deep in pie
I don't tip delivery when there's already a fee.
shrift - May 27, 2008 10:29:50 am PDT #9171 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Shrift - lessen the load on the rod.
Heh. That is what I plan to do. If it falls on my head after I do that, I will know to go with option b.
sarameg - May 27, 2008 10:30:39 am PDT #9172 of 10001
Most of the weddings I've been to are family, so. The two that weren't: one I was the maid of honor and only knew the bride, but that was fine as I was staying with them anyway, and y'know maid of honor. I was busy. Or drunk enough I didn't care (which sounds bad, but we all were.) The other, I knew people from work, but they barely qualify as acquaintances. So I kinda made friends with the groom's best friend who also knew no one else there.