Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - May 23, 2008 1:21:42 pm PDT #8732 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I'm sitting at the patio table in my backyard, listening to the happy sounds of work guys building me a new front stoop out front. They've been working since 7:30 this morning!

A few minutes ago it rained, but not enough to get me (or the laptop) wet under the maples and patio umbrella. Best little rain storm ever, it could only have been more perfect if there was one wee thunderbolt. Still, it made everything smell great!


JZ - May 23, 2008 1:25:52 pm PDT #8733 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I should probably be thanking God that my computer doesn't have sound, huh?


tommyrot - May 23, 2008 1:27:19 pm PDT #8734 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Some lady brought a cat on the train. Which of course isn't allowed (as it was not a seeing-eye cat).

I wanted to go over and say hi to the kitty, but it looked like the woman didn't want to call attention to her illegal cat transport scheme, so I didn't.

When I first heard the meowing, I thought it was someone's ringtone....


msbelle - May 23, 2008 1:27:50 pm PDT #8735 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Despite eating a ton of veggies for lunch around 2, I am starved. Debating between a bunless turkey burger or chicken gyro. I'd really just like a coffee milkshakey thing, but I think that'd be a bad example for mac.

Am jealous of Theo's backyard hanging out.


tommyrot - May 23, 2008 1:34:10 pm PDT #8736 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A map of the US, showing gas prices by county: [link]

Check out the IL/MO border!


msbelle - May 23, 2008 1:39:51 pm PDT #8737 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Tangentially, I love how the new metrocards say " your carbon footprint is 1/4 of the national average!" Like most NYCers need a boost in that smug superiority area.


Polter-Cow - May 23, 2008 1:42:53 pm PDT #8738 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

A map of the US, showing gas prices by county: [link]

Here's the actual map so you can zoom in.


Steph L. - May 23, 2008 1:45:17 pm PDT #8739 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Why *are* gas prices so low in MO?

(I can't believe I referred to $3.60-ish a gallon as low. Jesus.)


JZ - May 23, 2008 1:48:42 pm PDT #8740 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

DUDE.

I just got my first ever official leave-an-hour-early-permission email! I can leave in twelve minutes! This is unprecedented--but AWESOME.


Kathy A - May 23, 2008 1:51:43 pm PDT #8741 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

This story on state gasoline taxes has a chart of what each state adds to the price of gas through taxes (not including local/county taxes--Cook County, I'm looking at you!).