I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - May 23, 2008 9:15:29 am PDT #8644 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Here where? That sounds hellish!

Work.

There's a chance it only feels like 18 or so, and/or that that was hyperbole.


Cashmere - May 23, 2008 9:17:40 am PDT #8645 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I just found lipstick on my margarita glass. I'm not wearing lipstick.


Lee - May 23, 2008 9:19:10 am PDT #8646 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Ewww


aurelia - May 23, 2008 9:19:42 am PDT #8647 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Sounds like you get a free margarita!


Torque - May 23, 2008 9:24:00 am PDT #8648 of 10001
Bad Wolf

How awesome would Margarita Day be at work. I think it would totally increase Employee happiness. However it would likely tick off customers and cleaning crews.


Polter-Cow - May 23, 2008 9:24:49 am PDT #8649 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hee to the math comic, Gud, and hee to the 20 websites from before the Internet. Except the last one. Ewwww. I didn't want to know any more about that site.


Gudanov - May 23, 2008 9:35:28 am PDT #8650 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I know where I'm buying my next car, it's even pretty close.

A car dealership in the United States is offering a free handgun with every vehicle sold.


Tom Scola - May 23, 2008 9:38:20 am PDT #8651 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

In commercials for Domino's Pizza, the chain's employees wage a never ending battle against the Noid, a gremlin who delays deliveries and carries a gun that can turn a pizza ice cold. Last week Kenneth Noid, 22, walked into a Domino's Pizza shop in Chamblee, Ga., with a .357 Magnum revolver and took two employees hostage.

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§ ita § - May 23, 2008 9:38:29 am PDT #8652 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For some reason I swapped the word virgin in for handgun. I'm going to go get some lunch.

Cash, are you at home?


Kathy A - May 23, 2008 9:42:12 am PDT #8653 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Need to survive the three hour layover in O'Hare first.

Darnit, Cashmere, if I wasn't stuck here at work until 4:00, I'd drive down and say hi! (I've done that when my sister had a long layover at O'Hare--the bar/restaurant at the Hilton makes a handy meeting spot.)