I got stabbed, you know, right here.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - May 23, 2008 9:19:42 am PDT #8647 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Sounds like you get a free margarita!


Torque - May 23, 2008 9:24:00 am PDT #8648 of 10001
Bad Wolf

How awesome would Margarita Day be at work. I think it would totally increase Employee happiness. However it would likely tick off customers and cleaning crews.


Polter-Cow - May 23, 2008 9:24:49 am PDT #8649 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hee to the math comic, Gud, and hee to the 20 websites from before the Internet. Except the last one. Ewwww. I didn't want to know any more about that site.


Gudanov - May 23, 2008 9:35:28 am PDT #8650 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I know where I'm buying my next car, it's even pretty close.

A car dealership in the United States is offering a free handgun with every vehicle sold.


Tom Scola - May 23, 2008 9:38:20 am PDT #8651 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

In commercials for Domino's Pizza, the chain's employees wage a never ending battle against the Noid, a gremlin who delays deliveries and carries a gun that can turn a pizza ice cold. Last week Kenneth Noid, 22, walked into a Domino's Pizza shop in Chamblee, Ga., with a .357 Magnum revolver and took two employees hostage.

[link]


§ ita § - May 23, 2008 9:38:29 am PDT #8652 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For some reason I swapped the word virgin in for handgun. I'm going to go get some lunch.

Cash, are you at home?


Kathy A - May 23, 2008 9:42:12 am PDT #8653 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Need to survive the three hour layover in O'Hare first.

Darnit, Cashmere, if I wasn't stuck here at work until 4:00, I'd drive down and say hi! (I've done that when my sister had a long layover at O'Hare--the bar/restaurant at the Hilton makes a handy meeting spot.)


sarameg - May 23, 2008 9:44:48 am PDT #8654 of 10001

I heard an interview with the dealer on the radio yesterday. He didn't mention his motivation as far as I recall, just his surprise at the proper little old lady who was all "Hell no I don't want a gas card! Gimme my gun!"

ION, I knew some smart highschoolers. But none quite like this: [link]


Burrell - May 23, 2008 9:45:40 am PDT #8655 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm getting my hair cut and colored today too, just like Scrappy (only, uh, you know, not just like her because hair will likely stay brown and bobbed although I HAVE been fantasizing about going shorter and redder).

Do you know how hard it is to get a kid to understand how to use a straw?

ha! I find the biggest issue with the straw was getting the kid to STOP tilting the cup backwards. My sister claims her first child learned to use a straw when he was faced with a milkshake--he learned out of sheer desire. My daughter learned by watching her cousins.


SuziQ - May 23, 2008 9:48:59 am PDT #8656 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm at home, the moving dude is tallying up numbers to give me my third estimate. Oh, FUN.