What would a Giger cot look like?
Like a skeletal alien spider octopus woman thing that is threatening to envelop and devour you.
Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sean K - May 22, 2008 8:36:07 am PDT #8423 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
DavidS - May 22, 2008 8:38:56 am PDT #8424 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Like a skeletal alien spider octopus woman thing that is threatening to envelop and devour you.
With teeth.
Frankenbuddha - May 22, 2008 8:41:37 am PDT #8425 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
With teeth.
Except they're at the end of the tentacles.
juliana - May 22, 2008 8:41:43 am PDT #8426 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Like a skeletal alien spider octopus woman thing that is threatening to envelop and devour you.
With teeth.
As long as it's comfy, I'm good.
And MM - of COURSE they have Internet. How else to take over the world?
tommyrot - May 22, 2008 8:41:53 am PDT #8427 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Teeth in new places.
tommyrot - May 22, 2008 8:50:48 am PDT #8428 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Did you know that in the middle ages, the Catholic church banned certain sexual positions?
The Holy Guide to Coital Positions
Somehow the human race survived the Middle Ages, no mean feat when you consider how much literature was out there condemning sex. Church thinkers like Saint Jerome announced that carnal relations were “filthy” even within the bounds of holy matrimony: “The wise man should love his wife with cool discretion,” Jerome opined, “not with hot desire… Nothing is nastier than to love your own wife as if she were your mistress.” Intercourse for procreation was tolerable, the holy fathers begrudgingly admitted, but anyone who indulged in sex because they were in love or seeking physical pleasure was on a fast track to damnation. In fact, this attitude eventually led the Church to legislate on the most intimate details of married life: In 1215, the cleric Johannes Teutonicus was the first to announce that there was only one “natural” coital position — what we today call “the missionary position,” a term that was coined in the 1960s — which was also optimal for conception. Attempting any other position was a mortal sin, Johannes opined, involving exotic and unnecessary forms of stimulation.
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A consensus on the punishments included the following:
Dorsal sex (woman on top): three years
Lateral, seated, standing: 40 days
Coitus retro — rear entry: 40 days
Mutual masturbation: 30 days
Inter-femural sex — ejaculation between the legs: 40 days
Coitus in terga — anal sex: three years (with an adult); two years (with a boy); seven years (habitual); 10 years (with a cleric)
Jesse - May 22, 2008 8:59:35 am PDT #8429 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Wait. Woman on top is the only thing as bad as anal sex -- and anal with a boy is less bad than with an adult?!?!?
Sophia Brooks - May 22, 2008 9:00:47 am PDT #8430 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
10 years (with a cleric)
This has me laughing so hard, I am going to hell! Going to hell! Also, didn't all the popes in the middle ages have, like, mistresses and children?
Matt the Bruins fan - May 22, 2008 9:11:46 am PDT #8431 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
and anal with a boy is less bad than with an adult?!?!?
Remember, these rules were being written up by priests...
Miracleman - May 22, 2008 9:12:10 am PDT #8432 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Like a skeletal alien spider octopus woman thing that is threatening to envelop and devour you.
Suh-weeeeeeeet!
t /Peter Griffin