You can tell when someone doesn't ride the bus every day by what they consider the height of rudeness. I slithered around a guy who was taking a million years to get on the bus. He asked me to apologize.
Flames wouldn't be eternal if they actually consumed anything.
Lilah ,'Not Fade Away'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - May 22, 2008 5:01:36 am PDT #8340 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
hippocampus - May 22, 2008 5:05:16 am PDT #8341 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Raq, just so you know -
what Iris took to show&tell today:
- 1 snowglobe with photo, beautifully decorated with irises and purple glitter.
- 1 audio photo frame.
The conversation went something like:
"do you want to take this somethingsomething to school for S & T?"
"No. I want to take (dreamily) my NEW things."
"You mean the things from the box that mal sent you?"
"Yeah. Except for the pencils and stickers. Those are MINE and not theirs. But I can show them my shakey globe and my talky pic."
"what are you going to tell them?"
"That you can shake the globe and the picture will sparkle. And you can listen to the other picture. I can push the button lots and lots of times. SEE?"
"Who's in the picture?"
::Grins:: "me and Mal."
"who's Mal?"
::more grins, falls over backwards laughing:: "My buddy, silly."
Sparky1 - May 22, 2008 5:05:46 am PDT #8342 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
He asked me to apologize.
"I'm very sorry you're here."
Jesse - May 22, 2008 5:12:05 am PDT #8343 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
"I'm sorry you don't know how to ride the bus."
This morning I was standing next to the homeless guy on a stalled train. AWESOME. Althogh, I have smelled worse.
msbelle - May 22, 2008 5:12:54 am PDT #8344 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I'll apologize if you F*kin learn to get on the bus in a timely manner.
tommyrot - May 22, 2008 5:14:35 am PDT #8345 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This morning I was standing next to the homeless guy on a stalled train.
I hate it when they sit next to you and then pass out on your shoulder.
OK, that only happened once.
Lee - May 22, 2008 5:17:28 am PDT #8346 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Or when they sit next to you and play with themselves.
SuziQ - May 22, 2008 5:19:10 am PDT #8347 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Perkins wins.
shrift - May 22, 2008 5:20:33 am PDT #8348 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I mean, dude. I was exhausted, wearing high heels, uncaffeinated, and carrying a purse, a tote bag, and a giant mug of coffee and I didn't even touch him.
§ ita § - May 22, 2008 5:23:42 am PDT #8349 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Shrift, you smacked him with your personal bubble. Haven't we talked to you about that before?
This morning is so much better than the mornings that preceded it. Amazing what a bit of a lack of pain can do.