Raq, just so you know -
what Iris took to show&tell today:
- 1 snowglobe with photo, beautifully decorated with irises and purple glitter.
The conversation went something like:
"do you want to take this somethingsomething to school for S & T?"
"No. I want to take (dreamily) my NEW things."
"You mean the things from the box that mal sent you?"
"Yeah. Except for the pencils and stickers. Those are MINE and not theirs. But I can show them my shakey globe and my talky pic."
"what are you going to tell them?"
"That you can shake the globe and the picture will sparkle. And you can listen to the other picture. I can push the button lots and lots of times. SEE?"
"Who's in the picture?"
::Grins:: "me and Mal."
"who's Mal?"
::more grins, falls over backwards laughing:: "My buddy, silly."
He asked me to apologize.
"I'm very sorry you're here."
"I'm sorry you don't know how to ride the bus."
This morning I was standing next to the homeless guy on a stalled train. AWESOME. Althogh, I have smelled worse.
I'll apologize if you F*kin learn to get on the bus in a timely manner.
This morning I was standing next to the homeless guy on a stalled train.
I hate it when they sit next to you and then pass out on your shoulder.
OK, that only happened once.
Or when they sit next to you and play with themselves.
I mean, dude. I was exhausted, wearing high heels, uncaffeinated, and carrying a purse, a tote bag, and a giant mug of coffee
and I didn't even touch him.
Shrift, you smacked him with your personal bubble. Haven't we talked to you about that before?
This morning is so much better than the mornings that preceded it. Amazing what a bit of a lack of pain can do.
