Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 21, 2008 4:19:36 pm PDT #8275 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Kat! Aims! Other Vegas people! Other than the Mandalay Bay (which is sold out), where are the good places to stay?

If you have a high tolerance for gaudiness, the Luxor could be a cool place to stay. It has a great spa and some pretty impressive restaurants. You just have to enjoy the prospect of staying in a hotel that looks like a goa'uld temple.

My boss really enjoyed staying at the Venetian. Just don't stay at Circus Circus.


Lee - May 21, 2008 4:26:40 pm PDT #8276 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I would love to try the Wynn, but I am not sure it's in the budget.

Unless I throw in my stimulas check...


tommyrot - May 21, 2008 4:27:52 pm PDT #8277 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Just don't stay at Circus Circus.

Heh. I stayed there once. That was for when two friends of mine got married by Elvis.


brenda m - May 21, 2008 4:34:24 pm PDT #8278 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Jesus. Went to Columbus this morning. Missed 1 1/2 of the meetings I went there for, through no fault of my own. Am home.

Come home to find that the dog spent the day having explosive diarrhea. And I do mean explosive. Fucking Dexter could be here analyzing spatter patterns.

I did not ask for this day.


Jesse - May 21, 2008 4:35:45 pm PDT #8279 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh dear, Brenda. Ugh.


§ ita § - May 21, 2008 5:01:47 pm PDT #8280 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't read spoilerfont on this phone. That may be a relief.

In the ER. Had the "you do this a lot, young lady" speech. How much closer to 40 do I have to be to not be a young lady anymore?

Got dosed by the cute nurse my sister crushed on. Maybe we should marry--tawrdy scandal and live-ine medic (can you use that for nurse?) in one.

Next up, play a corpse on TV. Then I can die happy.

C'mon pain: Imagine me Dawn--get out, get OUT, GET OUT!

Huh. Who was she talking to when she said it? Buffy? What had just set her off?


Kat - May 21, 2008 5:03:41 pm PDT #8281 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I can't remember, ita. But there was a hair toss involved.


Tamara - May 21, 2008 5:07:50 pm PDT #8282 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

Buffy. She had just learned she was the key.


sarameg - May 21, 2008 5:08:09 pm PDT #8283 of 10001

Wasn't that the house-destructo thingie? Thinking it was her mom's ghost? eta: or not

Hope your pain is vanquished soon.

And brenda? Uuuuhhhg. I had to deal with that for both cats' mystery illnesses. Luckily (or not) I was home for it so I could grab a chub (chuck? whatever those pads are that are also used as puppy training pads and in hospital for incontinence) and, uh, aim. Still, gah-ross.


Typo Boy - May 21, 2008 5:11:05 pm PDT #8284 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Had the "you do this a lot, young lady" speech.

It says a lot for your self-restraint that the person who gave that speech is physically unharmed.