We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.

Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - May 21, 2008 8:26:36 am PDT #8176 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

two apostles of the apostrophe make it their crusade to rid the world of bad signs

Damn them for doing what I've always dreamed of!

Seriously, if I won the lottery, I'd start with the damned KOA "Kampground" of America signs.

IT'S SPELLED WITH A "C" GODDAMMIT!!!!


Vortex - May 21, 2008 8:27:50 am PDT #8177 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Is it an academic vita? Those are supposed to be as long as possible, IME.

sure, but can he at least wait until he GETS the degree?


DavidS - May 21, 2008 8:28:18 am PDT #8178 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

All the best curses in the US seem to involve baseball in one way or another.

I personally put curses on two different baseball teams and both of them took. I also put a curse on one basketball player. Beware my Fu!


sarameg - May 21, 2008 8:29:58 am PDT #8179 of 10001

sure, but can he at least wait until he GETS the degree?

They don't in my field! (Though, people don't submit their CV for technical/non-academic positions. Those get the resume. CV for post-doc, fellowships, and academic track positions.)


Kat - May 21, 2008 8:31:15 am PDT #8180 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Kristin, at 9:23, when I was going to work an hour and 23 minutes late, I drove past you on sunset as you were shepherding your charges somewhere. I was going to honk, but then it was too late.

I'm 5'1" and I sling bags up in the overhead, but usually do it while standing on my seat (I almost alway get an aisle).

I hate American Airlines is all I'm gonna say. Stupid (yet understandable) policy.

Today I have a going away lunch that I'm not supposed to know about but I was accidentally on the email. I wish I didn't, because then I'd just leave.

Also the administrative nemesis I have at this school sent out a memo today that she is retiring. Really? DAMN.


Pix - May 21, 2008 8:39:41 am PDT #8181 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Who's the cutest little wrathmonster? Who is? You are!
BWAH!!

Kristin, at 9:23, when I was going to work an hour and 23 minutes late, I drove past you on sunset as you were shepherding your charges somewhere. I was going to honk, but then it was too late.
Oh, that's so funny! I was taking my 9th grade advisory across the street for a Starbucks run. The girls aren't allowed off campus by themselves until junior year (lunch only), and then they have an open campus senior year. We get to take the 9th and 10th graders across once each semester, and they look forward to it SO MUCH.


Pix - May 21, 2008 8:40:40 am PDT #8182 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Coffee:

How is it that we've worked down the street from each other all year and not met for lunch once? We are so very lame.


Vortex - May 21, 2008 8:41:25 am PDT #8183 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

They don't in my field! (Though, people don't submit their CV for technical/non-academic positions. Those get the resume. CV for post-doc, fellowships, and academic track positions.)

also, it's repetitive and a waste of space. I mean, do you really need to take up half a page by double spacing your "professional affiliations". When you double majored in college, does each major deserve a separate three line entry?


Pix - May 21, 2008 8:42:50 am PDT #8184 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

My resume after 11 years is two pages, and I remember worrying it was too long. I can't imagine having a six paged one.


Miracleman - May 21, 2008 8:44:54 am PDT #8185 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I got my resume down to one page, though I swore it was going to end up looking like

"Objective: Work.

Skills: Can work.

Job History: Have worked."