I have bad allergies and bad eyesight.
Don't kill anyone if you don't have to. We're here to make a deal.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Typo Boy - May 18, 2008 7:05:54 am PDT #7579 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
sumi - May 18, 2008 7:12:52 am PDT #7580 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Thanks, Kat!
Did you guys hear about this? - Somebody burned a $$ house near Mayor Daley's summer cabin and sent a letter saying that it was because of the shooting of the cougar earlier this spring. (They meant to burn down the Mayor's house and accidentally burnt down the much more expensive house near the Daleys' summer place.)
bon bon - May 18, 2008 7:27:10 am PDT #7581 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
You'd think with that kind of money he'd be able to afford LASIK.
It doesn't fix presbyopia, the disorder you need reading glasses for. So for those of you considering, it may not seem worth it once you realize you will need to use reading glasses later in life. Still worth it, for me!
sumi - May 18, 2008 8:02:37 am PDT #7582 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Pix - May 18, 2008 8:37:51 am PDT #7583 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
We saw Iron Man last night in the ArcLight Dome, AIWFG!
Kat - May 18, 2008 10:25:17 am PDT #7584 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Good LORD those are some cute dogs.
Typo Boy - May 18, 2008 10:41:08 am PDT #7585 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
LOLMom Story:
My Mom: Hi Glen, I'm really glad I took that course in non-violent communication from you.
Glen: glad you liked it.
MM: Yeah, I used to be bad at arguing, but with your techniques I get the other side flustered and frustrated and angry.
Glen: Umm, that really was not the point of non-violent communication training.
My Mom: Oh no, it's great. I win. They lose. That's the way I want the argument to go.
Glen: !!!
Kat - May 18, 2008 11:08:42 am PDT #7586 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Hahahahahha... Typo, that's great!
Is it pathetic that doing the dishes is my Big Accomplishment for the day?
hippocampus - May 18, 2008 11:15:37 am PDT #7587 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
I was upstairs icing/steaming my face when this happened -
DH: please leave that candy on the counter alone (there is all types of wrong with this sentence already).
Iris: but I just want to see it....
DH: NO.
Iris: Ok. (walks away. Gets stepladder. returns.)
DH: What did I say?
Iris: I just want to see it. Puh-leeze?
DH: Ok. Just look. Then we need to go.
Iris: (after 22.4 seconds) Can I hold it?
DH: That's it, you're done. (Iris back on floor, stepladder away.)
Iris: (mumbling to herself as she walks away.) Well, that didn't work.
Hil R. - May 18, 2008 11:20:06 am PDT #7588 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Is it pathetic that doing the dishes is my Big Accomplishment for the day?
My Big Accomplishment is laundry. But it was five loads of laundry, so I feel that it should at least count as a Medium Accomplishment.