I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - May 16, 2008 6:04:44 pm PDT #7479 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

oh guess who loves Amer Gladiators. mac.

Do not let him near women named Melissa!


tommyrot - May 16, 2008 6:08:28 pm PDT #7480 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A guy was recently killed in a spitting contest. Can you guess how? Here's a hint - two guys decided to have a spitting contest from the balcony of their hotel. Here's another hint - to make his spit fly farther, one guy took a running start to the balcony....

[link]


sarameg - May 16, 2008 6:24:11 pm PDT #7481 of 10001

I think I need to make an addendum to me being a theological problem: while it doesn't hurt that my friend would need choose someone else, there's a part of me that is hurt (not at her, at...stuff), on a global philosophical level. I work hard to be a good human and to know my love ain't enough to some kinda makes me sad. I may be non-theist, but I'm a non-theist raised to see that of god in everything, even as I don't believe in that god, I seek that of something dear in everyone. And I don't reject them that don't see the same. I wish I lived in a world where I wouldn't be rejected for either. And I guess that's where it hits.


Sheryl - May 17, 2008 4:01:32 am PDT #7482 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Am up waaay too early due to the Nova kitty meeping outside the door this morning. Couldn't fall back to sleep( Unlike G) so here I am. Meh.


sj - May 17, 2008 4:52:51 am PDT #7483 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Is it totally wrong that I kind of like this? [link]

I'd like it with different shoes.


beth b - May 17, 2008 4:56:07 am PDT #7484 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

my cat thinks 630 is a good time to wake up. now, you'd think,that someone that wakes up just like me ( huh what who) would have some sympathy. self -centered cat.


Theodosia - May 17, 2008 4:58:12 am PDT #7485 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Cats are always out for themselves -- the Ayn Rands of household pets.


Jesse - May 17, 2008 5:13:49 am PDT #7486 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think I need to make an addendum to me being a theological problem: while it doesn't hurt that my friend would need choose someone else, there's a part of me that is hurt (not at her, at...stuff), on a global philosophical level.

But you know that the key part of being a godparent is promising to raise the child in the church, right? Not that that has any impact if you're not the actual godparent, but I don't get that either, anyway -- you're going to take the vows on behalf of someone else?


Jesse - May 17, 2008 5:28:47 am PDT #7487 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In other news, I slept a lot last night, and now it's nice and sunny out! I should go outside.


Kat - May 17, 2008 6:00:49 am PDT #7488 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I vote outside.

Today is going to be wickedly hot again. Our air conditioner rocked yesterday. I need to put a pack and play in our room so the baby can also sleep in a/c goodness.