Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.

'Safe'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - May 15, 2008 5:06:31 am PDT #6944 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I hope your roommate is ok


Shir - May 15, 2008 5:07:44 am PDT #6945 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Hey, all I'm saying is that yesterday was free museum day and it's pointless when some roads are closed and you can't go anywhere you'll like.

I thought that in democracy you can go anywhere you want.


Hil R. - May 15, 2008 5:07:52 am PDT #6946 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Happy birthday, Megan!

Happy anniversary, Hec and JZ!


Lee - May 15, 2008 5:08:12 am PDT #6947 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What Gud said.


Nora Deirdre - May 15, 2008 5:09:01 am PDT #6948 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I thought that in democracy you can go anywhere you want.

When our president is involved, you have to read the fine print on that.


Miracleman - May 15, 2008 5:10:41 am PDT #6949 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

there's a job opening in Michigan. And a deserving employer.

This! This!

NO! NONONONONO! NOT "this"!

The joy I might derive from handing Aims' Ex-Boss-Asshat a retarded monkey for an employee is absolutely NOT worth inflicting the World's Dumbest World Leader on an already suffering state...namely, mine!

Plus, do you WANT me to get arrested? Like I'm going to be able to be in the same city as a Now-Not-President Fuckmonkey Bush and NOT seek him out to punch him in the cock so hard he pees from his nose the rest of his life?

Please, consider my daughter...she doesn't wanna visit her daddy in Leavenworth.


Sophia Brooks - May 15, 2008 5:11:06 am PDT #6950 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Happy Birthday Megan! Now I want some Fluevogs!

Happy Anniversary, Hec and JZ!


Shir - May 15, 2008 5:12:31 am PDT #6951 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

When our president is involved, you have to read the fine print on that.

Yes, rethinking it, given the city I live in...

There are places I can go, but you know, I just don't wanna die yet or justify other people's twisted opinions.

Welcome to Israel: EVERYTHING is a political statement.


shrift - May 15, 2008 5:16:03 am PDT #6952 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I hope your roommate is ok

She's fine.


Jessica - May 15, 2008 5:16:50 am PDT #6953 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Plus, do you WANT me to get arrested? Like I'm going to be able to be in the same city as a Now-Not-President Fuckmonkey Bush and NOT seek him out to punch him in the cock so hard he pees from his nose the rest of his life?

Obviously, the solution is for you to move back to LA so that Dubya can have Aimee's old job.