Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - May 15, 2008 4:59:57 am PDT #6938 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

But we don't want him either! Can't we, like, shoot him into space or something?


Shir - May 15, 2008 5:01:52 am PDT #6939 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

You can take comfort in that he was about 110km from a place where a rocket hit a shopping mall yesterday.


hippocampus - May 15, 2008 5:02:20 am PDT #6940 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Can't we, like, shoot him into space or something?

there's a job opening in Michigan. And a deserving employer.


Jessica - May 15, 2008 5:03:46 am PDT #6941 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Can't we, like, shoot him into space or something?

Now you want to ruin SPACE, too??

there's a job opening in Michigan. And a deserving employer.

This! This!


Gudanov - May 15, 2008 5:04:34 am PDT #6942 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Oh that's right, he still is the president. I wonder what he is doing these days, messing up Shir's plans I guess.

Speaking of politics, The Daily Show sure did a number on West Virginia last night.


shrift - May 15, 2008 5:05:14 am PDT #6943 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Got my hair cut after work, yay angled bob. Unfortunately, I had to fight hordes of Cubs fans on the El on the way home, and then I had to take my roommate to the ER.

(Bread knife slip + roommate BAD with blood but ESPECIALLY her own = me suggesting that the ER is across the street so why don't we just go.)


Gudanov - May 15, 2008 5:06:31 am PDT #6944 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I hope your roommate is ok


Shir - May 15, 2008 5:07:44 am PDT #6945 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Hey, all I'm saying is that yesterday was free museum day and it's pointless when some roads are closed and you can't go anywhere you'll like.

I thought that in democracy you can go anywhere you want.


Hil R. - May 15, 2008 5:07:52 am PDT #6946 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Happy birthday, Megan!

Happy anniversary, Hec and JZ!


Lee - May 15, 2008 5:08:12 am PDT #6947 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What Gud said.