The Whale wouldn't have a lot of maneuverability on the squash court. Fill it with water, and it becomes a whole different game...
And what's the fun in becoming an immortal demon if you're not regular, am I right?
The Mayor ,'End of Days'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - May 15, 2008 3:08:02 am PDT #6932 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Nutty - May 15, 2008 4:05:30 am PDT #6933 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I think Nutty can beat a whale in a racquetball court.
Let the record show that, if the court were not flooded, I would win hands down (if I were not crushed). If the court were flooded, I suspect I would lose. Then again, who plays racquetball in a flooded court?
Only cheetahs and whales.
Jesse - May 15, 2008 4:13:22 am PDT #6934 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Happy birthday, Megan! Happy anniversary, Zmayhem!
Sue - May 15, 2008 4:35:22 am PDT #6935 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Happy Anniversary to David and JZ!
Happy Birthday Megan!
I don't think Megan has been around her much lately, and I think she'd want me to point out that it's also International Fluevog Day: [link]
sarameg - May 15, 2008 4:55:35 am PDT #6936 of 10001
Two robins are trying to get it on outside my window. A branch is in the way. Feathers are flying.
Shir - May 15, 2008 4:59:18 am PDT #6937 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Note to self: don't think you can read over 700 of missed messages in the Natter before starting to post again.
So, skipping some, hey all again! Happy birthdays and Mazal Tovs for the ones I missed, and "share your killing sympathy" for others.
Also, my dearest Americans: please keep Bush at your place. He totally ruined some of my plans yesterday.
And whoo, new board thingies!
amych - May 15, 2008 4:59:57 am PDT #6938 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
But we don't want him either! Can't we, like, shoot him into space or something?
Shir - May 15, 2008 5:01:52 am PDT #6939 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
You can take comfort in that he was about 110km from a place where a rocket hit a shopping mall yesterday.
hippocampus - May 15, 2008 5:02:20 am PDT #6940 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Can't we, like, shoot him into space or something?
there's a job opening in Michigan. And a deserving employer.
Jessica - May 15, 2008 5:03:46 am PDT #6941 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Can't we, like, shoot him into space or something?
Now you want to ruin SPACE, too??
there's a job opening in Michigan. And a deserving employer.
This! This!