You like ships. You don't seem to be looking at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine's the nicest.

Kaylee ,'Serenity'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Wolfram - May 14, 2008 12:01:55 pm PDT #6854 of 10001
Visilurking

I would pay the $5 or so just to end the suspense. Otherwise I'd always wonder.


Glamcookie - May 14, 2008 12:02:49 pm PDT #6855 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I am not in jail, but is sure feels like I am...


Allyson - May 14, 2008 12:03:04 pm PDT #6856 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Yeah, it's just ..."a collect call from ------, LA County Jail."

And then I hang up.

But it's been happening for TWO DAYS.


Allyson - May 14, 2008 12:03:42 pm PDT #6857 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Here at work they think I have a crazed fan.


tommyrot - May 14, 2008 12:04:29 pm PDT #6858 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, it's just ..."a collect call from ------, LA County Jail."

Is there a pause there (after the 'from')? Maybe the caller was supposed to state his name but didn't.


Cashmere - May 14, 2008 12:05:07 pm PDT #6859 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I've bookmarked the NYC list. I'll be downtown in a week and a half! Can't wait!

I hate those prison calls. I'm sure some weird, lonely people accept the prison calls. Or people who have relatives in jail, of course. Even if you're expecting the calls, they're a scam. The phone companies contract with the prisons and the rates are EXPENSIVE as hell.


Glamcookie - May 14, 2008 12:05:32 pm PDT #6860 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Allyson, you have to accept! Suspense!

Reads Cashmere's post

Or, you know, don't.


Jesse - May 14, 2008 12:05:44 pm PDT #6861 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Is it to your cell phone or what, Allyson? Bizarre. And it does sound like maybe the person isn't giving his name on purpose.


tommyrot - May 14, 2008 12:07:02 pm PDT #6862 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'd say don't accept. Perhaps the caller might want something from you after he gets out.


§ ita § - May 14, 2008 12:09:51 pm PDT #6863 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Even if you're expecting the calls, they're a scam. The phone companies contract with the prisons and the rates are EXPENSIVE as hell.

Eight times over, if I remember my numbers from the Womens TV show.

Allyson, whoever he is, don't marry him. In California you will not get conjugal visits. Your chances are much better in, say, New York.