Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. 'Who's our little patriot?' they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.

Anya ,'Potential'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - May 14, 2008 9:05:38 am PDT #6798 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

People who choose direct debit to pay a balance due will receive their stimulus payments by paper check through the mail.

Ahhh, shit. Oh, well, so much for paying off that credit card this month.


dcp - May 14, 2008 9:09:29 am PDT #6799 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Another good [link] :

Many people don't know that:

"In general, the payment schedule only applies if your return was received and the IRS finished processing it before April 15. If you filed your return on time, but close to the April 15 deadline, the IRS may not have finished processing it before April 15.

"Processing times for tax returns and stimulus payments vary. If you are getting a regular income-tax refund, the IRS will send you that refund first. Normally, your stimulus payment will follow one to two weeks later."

and

"Taxpayers...[who had] return preparation fees deducted from their refunds, cannot receive their stimulus payments by direct deposit and instead will get paper checks based on the paper check distribution schedule."

Dunno if any of that applies to you, Allyson.


brenda m - May 14, 2008 9:14:15 am PDT #6800 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

And remember, you'll effectively get the rest next year.

I don't think so - last time it worked that way as an advance upon a (new) future tax cut, but my understanding is that it's set up differently.


sarameg - May 14, 2008 9:18:08 am PDT #6801 of 10001

I think my mental space at this moment can be summed up thusly: coworker walking by the door, talking about some random thing: "weebles wobble but they don't fall down." I call out "Unless I SMASH THEM."

I just managed to eat my lunch. I think I should have earlier.


Lee - May 14, 2008 9:19:23 am PDT #6802 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

"weebles wobble but they don't fall down." I call out "Unless I SMASH THEM."

SO MUCH LOVE


Stephanie - May 14, 2008 9:19:57 am PDT #6803 of 10001
Trust my rage

For those who don't have your check yet, like me, you can go here: [link] and it is supposed to tell you where your check is. (Or that they have no info which is what they say if they haven't processed it yet.)


dcp - May 14, 2008 9:21:32 am PDT #6804 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

The tax rebate is an advance credit for tax year 2008 and will be calculated on your 2008 return. If you're due a higher payment, you'll get the remainder next year when you file. If you received a higher rebate (payment) than you should have, you DO NOT have to pay it back. [link]


msbelle - May 14, 2008 9:28:06 am PDT #6805 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I thought I might get the full $900, but it looks like it will only be $600. and I say only realizing that I am a lucky dog wrt refunds.

ION - I cannot stop singing - SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER!


Allyson - May 14, 2008 9:29:56 am PDT #6806 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

None of it applies to me, dcp. I filed early in mid-March and don't do paper.

ION, my wall tattoos have arrived!!!!! SO HAPPY!


lisah - May 14, 2008 9:32:45 am PDT #6807 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I got my rebate last week and it's gone.

In related news, I just spent a boatload on a waterproof jacket in case it rains this weekend while I'm riding. I hope spending all that money ensures that it will be sunny and pleasant. That's how the universe works right?

Other thing I got this afternoon was some lucky bamboo from my Chicago um...friend to wish me luck on the ride. so sweet and unexpected!