WHY do people keep giving me graphics work? If there is one thing I am really not good at, it is that.
I hate doing graphics work, I suck at making good looking splash screens and icons. Fortunately it hasn't happened in awhile.
I did have fun one time making a temporary splash screen for the product installer that had the product name over a picture of an exploding building with people running away from it. I could hear laughter from various cubicles as the beta installer made its way through development and QA.
Awesome list:
Yeah, that's right on. Although I am preemptively insulted on behalf of DC: real work goes on there! And also, did the author really mean that reading the Sunday Times is the penultimate NYC experience? Like you read the times, you eat a bagel, then you have to go?
Although I am preemptively insulted on behalf of DC: real work goes on there!
Yeah, seriously! Though to be fair, it's not much of a pedestrian city the way NYC is, so if you're standing in the middle of the sidewalk taking a picture, the people whose way you are getting in will probably be other tourists.
the people whose way you are getting in will probably be other tourists.
Not for those of us trying to drive downtown! When the tourists are here, left turns = impossible.
Though to be fair, it's not much of a pedestrian city the way NYC is, so if you're standing in the middle of the sidewalk taking a picture, the people whose way you are getting in will probably be other tourists.
That's true. Also most of the touristy things have plenty of tourist-space around them. Unlike the fucking back door to the fucking stock exchange, where I walk through people's pictures every single day.
On the flip side, with spring comes Free Stuff Season by my subway stop -- they were offering toothbrushes and pomegranate juice this morning (separate promotions). I didn't take either.
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I disagree! Here's what's annoying about the first ten items on the list:
1. Really? Robbed? You're going to be robbed whether you dress alike or not by a taxi driver or electronics store in midtown because (a) you are in a taxi and you don't know where you are and (b) you're in an electronics store in midtown! But who else is really going to sucker you? The guy at Duane Reade? Later in the list he points out that you WON'T get robbed. So which is it, guy?
3. 15%?!!! No. If you want to look like a tourist, go for it. Otherwise, it's 20.
5. "Buy junk at a street fair, and eat street meat (don't ask)." This is the time you are providing answers! Also, you can read the NY Times at home. Ridiculous to expect people to waste their vacation time with that.
9. "Also, as soon as it starts to rain, the available cabs become invisible. (No one knows why)." There are like nine economics books on the right hand side! You can't figure out what happens when demand exceeds supply?
Not for those of us trying to drive downtown! When the tourists are here, left turns = impossible.
If you're trying to do a left-turn onto the middle of a busy sidewalk, I'd say tourists are not your biggest problem...
Sumi: NYT has an article on Nicanor here: [link] Poor boy has lots of expectations to live up to.
Aimee, congrats on the new job.
Also, Wednesday is looking too much like Monday.
Unlike the fucking back door to the fucking stock exchange, where I walk through people's pictures every single day.
I dunno, now that people are asking for your autograph, maybe those aren't tourists, maybe they are paparazzi.
