I am painting my living room this weekend! Which means I canput up my new curtains and unpack the living room decorations on Sunday!
Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - May 09, 2008 8:41:27 am PDT #5970 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Frankenbuddha - May 09, 2008 8:41:54 am PDT #5971 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
That probably is the next step after you make a bong out of a skull...
Or you can the donx-plow to help dig up the skull.
amych - May 09, 2008 8:45:22 am PDT #5972 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Or you can the donx-plow to help did up the skull.
Dude, you gotta give me some of whatever you've been skull-smoking.
Theodosia - May 09, 2008 8:58:20 am PDT #5973 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Accepted practice in the ox-plowing community is that you hitch the smaller, smarter ox on your near side so he can help cue his bigger, dumber buddy on what is desired. So the donkey partner could also be employed this way, though if the ox decides that it's time to go back to the barn, I think the donkey pretty much has to go along.
meara - May 09, 2008 9:06:58 am PDT #5974 of 10001
Accepted practice in the ox-plowing community
Only here would someone be able to answer like this...
(There's a near and far side?)
Emily - May 09, 2008 9:07:56 am PDT #5975 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Is the smaller ox ALWAYS smarter, or is this just the kind of sizeist propaganda that's divided the ox community for so long?
tommyrot - May 09, 2008 9:11:35 am PDT #5976 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Check this out: Unequally Yoked Marriages
We must approach the subject of the unequally yoked marriage from two perspectives. First, we will deal with the Christian who is considering marrying an unbeliever. Second, we will discuss the Christian who is already married to an unbeliever.
What is an Unequally-Yoked Marriage?
In 2 Cor. 6:14 we are told not to be unequally yoked together with unbelievers. This verse is more clearly understood in light of Deut. 22:10 where it commands to not plow with an ox and a donkey yoked together. Why?
The ox and the donkey are two different kinds of animals.
Because of their different leg lengths, the ox and the donkey walk differently with their strides and paces.
The ox is much stronger than the donkey.
The ox and donkey think, act, and work differently.
The donkey eats a certain weed that makes the ox nauseous if it eats it.
The unequal yoke causes the animals to get wounds where the yoke rubs them wrongly.
The unequal yoke makes the furrow crooked rather than straight, causing the plowman to work extra hard to keep the plow and animals in line.
The apostle Paul uses this example to illustrate why a Christian should not be unequally yoked together with a non-Christian. Why?
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Jessica - May 09, 2008 9:13:56 am PDT #5977 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The donkey eats a certain weed that makes the ox nauseous if it eats it
HA. Atheists are all potheads! Pass it on!
§ ita § - May 09, 2008 9:14:11 am PDT #5978 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think the skull/bong thing is cool. They should flash up the skull. Chase it with silver or summink.
Stolen from LJ: Isabella Rossellini on the sex lives of insects.
Frankenbuddha - May 09, 2008 9:15:49 am PDT #5979 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
What is an Unequally-Yoked Marriage?
In 2 Cor. 6:14 we are told not to be unequally yoked together with unbelievers. This verse is more clearly understood in light of Deut. 22:10 where it commands to not plow with an ox and a donkey yoked together. Why?
And we are back to interspecies lewdness.