Is the smaller ox ALWAYS smarter, or is this just the kind of sizeist propaganda that's divided the ox community for so long?

Check this out: Unequally Yoked Marriages

We must approach the subject of the unequally yoked marriage from two perspectives. First, we will deal with the Christian who is considering marrying an unbeliever. Second, we will discuss the Christian who is already married to an unbeliever.

What is an Unequally-Yoked Marriage?

In 2 Cor. 6:14 we are told not to be unequally yoked together with unbelievers. This verse is more clearly understood in light of Deut. 22:10 where it commands to not plow with an ox and a donkey yoked together. Why?

The ox and the donkey are two different kinds of animals.
Because of their different leg lengths, the ox and the donkey walk differently with their strides and paces.
The ox is much stronger than the donkey.
The ox and donkey think, act, and work differently.
The donkey eats a certain weed that makes the ox nauseous if it eats it.
The unequal yoke causes the animals to get wounds where the yoke rubs them wrongly.
The unequal yoke makes the furrow crooked rather than straight, causing the plowman to work extra hard to keep the plow and animals in line.
The apostle Paul uses this example to illustrate why a Christian should not be unequally yoked together with a non-Christian. Why?

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The donkey eats a certain weed that makes the ox nauseous if it eats it

HA. Atheists are all potheads! Pass it on!

I think the skull/bong thing is cool. They should flash up the skull. Chase it with silver or summink.

Stolen from LJ: Isabella Rossellini on the sex lives of insects.

What is an Unequally-Yoked Marriage?

In 2 Cor. 6:14 we are told not to be unequally yoked together with unbelievers. This verse is more clearly understood in light of Deut. 22:10 where it commands to not plow with an ox and a donkey yoked together. Why?

And we are back to interspecies lewdness.

When people put up signs on office microwaves and other appliances, I have the terrible urge to correct the signage grammar and also leave snide comments in lolcat about the lack of wittiness.

Of course, I also want to do this with restaurant signs and signs in building lobbies, and perhaps I should just say that I want to Sharpie the Earth.

And we are back to interspecies lewdness.

And please note that nowhere in the Bible does it say not to yoke together an ox and a turtle.

And please note that nowhere in the Bible does it say not to yoke together an ox and a turtle.

Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!

And we are back to interspecies lewdness.

Check my link.

Jesse, don't be a trouble maker.

I went to examine my hair. I am not thrilled, but it is not horrible - people keep cutting the top layer too short. I think my mood is actually worsening. This does not bode well for my evening.