I'm just waiting for the gay one to come out.
What's the current statistic? 10% of the population is gay? So if they keep breeding at this rate, they stand a good chance of having 2 gay kids.
Their FAQ seems to have only one question on it.
"What the FUCK is wrong with you people?!?"
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Ha! Inevitable x-post!
I'm just waiting for the gay one to come out.
Well, if statistics are any guide, and they end up with 20 kids, that would put them on track for two gay kids, right?
So at least, the second time through, they'll have some practice at it.
edit: I love how x-posty we are this morning.
In political news, did you know that the Congressional Republicans were for Mother's Day before they were against it?
Love the headline: "Republicans Vote Against Moms; No Word Yet on Puppies, Kittens."
I have read possibly way too much about this family. They use blanket training for the babies: Put the baby on a blanket on the floor. With a wooden spoon, tap around the borders of the blanket. If the baby crawls off the blanket, slap the kid's hand with the spoon, put the kid back on the blanket, and repeat the tapping around the borders of the blanket. A few repetitions, and the kid learns to stay on the blanket. I'm not sure what makes this preferable to playpens or baby gates, other than that the kid gets his or her first lesson in obeying authority.
I'm just waiting for the gay one to come out.
At first I thought you meant come out of the WOMB, not come out of the closet!
blanket training
Yeah. That's pretty much gone out of favor with puppies, too.
They start trying for the next kid as soon as the previous one is six months old. They wean the kids at six months for specifically that reason.
But... I thought the whole point was taking what God sends along. Isn't trying for kids attempting to influence the matter as well? Oh well. Trying to make other people's reasoning make sense to me is a recipe for a headache.
They use blanket training for the babies: Put the baby on a blanket on the floor. With a wooden spoon, tap around the borders of the blanket. If the baby crawls off the blanket, slap the kid's hand with the spoon, put the kid back on the blanket, and repeat the tapping around the borders of the blanket. A few repetitions, and the kid learns to stay on the blanket.
I really wish I hadn't read that. I'm kind of sick to my stomach now.
blanket training
I wonder if that makes it hard to get out of bed as an adult. A great excuse for oversleeping.