Jisbelle?
Joffee Jon Jy Jonitor
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - May 09, 2008 6:36:43 am PDT #5893 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Sophia Brooks - May 09, 2008 6:36:43 am PDT #5894 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Jerkins
!!!! I am twelve, but this made me laugh. especially followed by Jisbelle!
Nutty - May 09, 2008 6:36:46 am PDT #5895 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Ha ha ha great minds think alike.
I do wonder, what happens when they have one last kid and name it, like, Tenocio or something completely wacky that breaks the pattern. All the other kids will have to go to therapy.
Gudanov - May 09, 2008 6:38:28 am PDT #5896 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I'm thinking that one might be problematic for a conservative Christian family..
Good point, better make it Jilith.
Jesse - May 09, 2008 6:38:51 am PDT #5897 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
All the other kids will have to go to therapy.
Yeah, somehow I don't think that'll be the reason....
I'm just waiting for the gay one to come out.
Hil R. - May 09, 2008 6:39:07 am PDT #5898 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Or, I don't know, STOP HAVING SEX. Even the rhythm method would have done SOMETHING to reduce this number, wouldn't it?
They start trying for the next kid as soon as the previous one is six months old. They wean the kids at six months for specifically that reason.
Emily - May 09, 2008 6:39:11 am PDT #5899 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Their FAQ seems to have only one question on it.
tommyrot - May 09, 2008 6:40:18 am PDT #5900 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Their FAQ seems to have only one question on it.
Lemme guess - it's "WTF is wrong with you people?"?
Dana - May 09, 2008 6:40:26 am PDT #5901 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I guess God doesn't have opinions on breast-feeding?
Jessica - May 09, 2008 6:40:51 am PDT #5902 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Their FAQ seems to have only one question on it.
I'm gonna guess "Seriously y'all, what the fuck?"
[ha, xpost]