The secret lives of stormtroopers
Active SWM seeks SF, any species, for friendship and more. Likes long walks on the beach, dogs, building birdhouses for the blind, cooking for two, xylophone waltzes, styrofoam, cylinders and sports. Rebel chicks need not respond.
I like the one of the stormtrooper baking Christmas cookes.
why does the phone ring off the hook when my boss is not here?
So the shelf above the toilet strikes again. This morning, I accidentally flushed a bottle of Lancome moisturizer.
I have trained myself to keep the toilet lid down because I am such a fumble-fingers in the morning that I've dunked everything from allergy pills to jewelry to my toothbrush.
There's only so much indignity I can stand before coffee.
So what are people doing this weekend?
I'm getting my hair cut, deep cleaning at least one room, and catching up on my sleep.
My mother accidentally flushed a deoderant container that way.
It resulted in them having to get a new toilet.
(It got wedged, they had to call a plumber. In the process of unseating the toilet, the bowl cracked.)
So I've rarely had occasion to use a fax machine until today. I fell into that experience gap where it was more efficacious to hand deliver./post or email. Weird. Anyway, did you know that if you ship anything less than $1600 to Canada (not sure if that is US or CDN) it is delivered before it clears customs? As in, the item was delivered, and has since been returned to us, a WEEK ago and it is only now clearing customs US to Canada today.
I have also tried to keep the toilet lid down since I hit a bottle of contact solution that was on the toilet back as I was flushing, so it was immediately flushed so that it lodged just out of reach. I was having a party. I had an out of town visitor. The plumber had to take the toilet apart.
I am also getting my hair cut, going to the farmer's market and the open house of the local public gardens, going to a friend's apartment warming/birthday party, and I will have to tidy the house at some point. And do some gardening if it's not raining.
as I was flushing, so it was immediately flushed so that it lodged just out of reach.
This was my problem, it fell in mid-flush.
All these plumbing stories are freaking me out.