...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 08, 2008 12:24:52 pm PDT #5740 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

From the time I was a toddler until nursery school I spent the day with an aunt or a neighbor who ran daycare out of her house, and don't feel that my childhood was a howling void of trauma as a consequence of Mom working and not being around me every minute of my formative years. Guess I'm one of the lucky few who weren't forever scarred by having a working mother.

No, there must be something horribly wrong with you if you don't want a partner and don't want to breed. Or I guess, you could just be male.

Oh, guys get the same thing. We're not stereotypically expected to be very involved in the actual child rearing (aside from threatening suitors of teenage daughters), but not wanting kids or being all that eager to couple up is seen as a sign of something gravely amiss.


lisah - May 08, 2008 12:25:46 pm PDT #5741 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Yay! My work here is done!


Daisy Jane - May 08, 2008 12:27:19 pm PDT #5742 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

My work's version of COMM

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aurelia - May 08, 2008 12:30:26 pm PDT #5743 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

or end up childless and alone.

Yep. I guess I'm destined to be a sad cautionary tale.


Allyson - May 08, 2008 12:33:34 pm PDT #5744 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It's the cult of parenting.

Seriously. There's no humor. Only Precious Moments.


Tamara - May 08, 2008 12:33:37 pm PDT #5745 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

Well, at least the ridiculous expectations and strange judgment isn't overly sexist, Matt. Thanks.


megan walker - May 08, 2008 12:37:26 pm PDT #5746 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Jilli & Plei that may be one of the best photos ever.

Almost as adorable as Pete!


Vortex - May 08, 2008 12:40:38 pm PDT #5747 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Yep. I guess I'm destined to be a sad cautionary tale.

oooh! Come sit by me, we'll start a club!


aurelia - May 08, 2008 1:03:12 pm PDT #5748 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

oooh! Come sit by me, we'll start a club!

Cool!


Ginger - May 08, 2008 1:09:29 pm PDT #5749 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My impression has been that if your parenting doesn't have moments when you think about leaving the child in a basket on the church steps, you're not doing it right. I'd be kind of scared of someone so immersed in the cult of parenthood that they remain cheery in the face of no sleep or a toddler who can hit that really high note when crying.