or end up childless and alone.
Yep. I guess I'm destined to be a sad cautionary tale.
Tara: That was funny if you've studied Taglarin mystic rites and... are a total dork... Riley: Then how come Xander didn't laugh?
'Selfless'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
aurelia - May 08, 2008 12:30:26 pm PDT #5743 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Allyson - May 08, 2008 12:33:34 pm PDT #5744 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
It's the cult of parenting.
Seriously. There's no humor. Only Precious Moments.
Tamara - May 08, 2008 12:33:37 pm PDT #5745 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
Well, at least the ridiculous expectations and strange judgment isn't overly sexist, Matt. Thanks.
megan walker - May 08, 2008 12:37:26 pm PDT #5746 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Jilli & Plei that may be one of the best photos ever.
Almost as adorable as Pete!
Vortex - May 08, 2008 12:40:38 pm PDT #5747 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Yep. I guess I'm destined to be a sad cautionary tale.
oooh! Come sit by me, we'll start a club!
aurelia - May 08, 2008 1:03:12 pm PDT #5748 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
oooh! Come sit by me, we'll start a club!
Cool!
Ginger - May 08, 2008 1:09:29 pm PDT #5749 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
My impression has been that if your parenting doesn't have moments when you think about leaving the child in a basket on the church steps, you're not doing it right. I'd be kind of scared of someone so immersed in the cult of parenthood that they remain cheery in the face of no sleep or a toddler who can hit that really high note when crying.
aurelia - May 08, 2008 1:09:54 pm PDT #5750 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
This sounds interesting.
Innocence is destroyed. Allegiances are betrayed. War rages.
As Told by the Vivian Girls draws inspiration from the illustrations and 15,000-plus pages of renowned Chicago outsider artist Henry Darger, a recluse who lived in Lincoln Park and shared his art with no one. His imagination overflowed in his prolific stories and drawings, The Realms of the Unreal, where little girls battle against child slavery.
In this choose-your-own-adventure staging, audience members move throughout the entire facility of Theater on the Lake creating their own experience. The audience follows 15 characters on separate, overlapping journeys through celebrations, conflicts of faith and acts of war that culminate in a selection of two simultaneous endings.
Sheryl - May 08, 2008 1:35:58 pm PDT #5751 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
I think I'm glad I didn't hear that story about early motherhood.
Signed, My college boyfirnds would have been =bad= husbands for me, and I didn't date for most of my 20s.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 08, 2008 1:58:46 pm PDT #5752 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Sunny Day smoothie, why do you turn evil and hurt me so after tasting so delicious?