Oh, I'm happy for friends who start trying and get pregnant with little drama or worry. AFTER my initial reaction of split-second crankitude.
And as long as people don't go all self-righteous about their glorious birth experiences, and how if you were only doing it right, you too could have an unattended waterbirth while whales sang to you, I'm thrilled when people have trouble-free pregnancies and the birth they wanted.
In this course, you will learn...?
"The focus of this course ..."
"This course will focus on..."
"The AP Literature curriculum is designed to ..."
This course is designed to teach ....
This course teaches? You will learn? This course will address?
This is the second time I've accidentally kicked the help desk phone line out of the splitter under my desk. My feet are passive-aggressive!
Your feet have an understandable attitude towards help desk work.
Whales sang when I gave birth to my son.
Oh wait, that was me screaming.
"In a world where bad grammar and appalling spelling have smothered the ideas of humankind, one course will make a stand, one course will overcome the odds, one course will teach..." ?
I had to punch it up a bit since somebody stole my original vision for the sentence.
I like Gud's version, especially if you can embed some kind of stirring heroic fanfare-type music into the page.