Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


P.M. Marc - May 08, 2008 11:16:45 am PDT #5687 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Oh, I'm happy for friends who start trying and get pregnant with little drama or worry. AFTER my initial reaction of split-second crankitude.

And as long as people don't go all self-righteous about their glorious birth experiences, and how if you were only doing it right, you too could have an unattended waterbirth while whales sang to you, I'm thrilled when people have trouble-free pregnancies and the birth they wanted.


amych - May 08, 2008 11:16:49 am PDT #5688 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

In this course, you will learn...?


hippocampus - May 08, 2008 11:17:03 am PDT #5689 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

"The focus of this course ..."

"This course will focus on..."

"The AP Literature curriculum is designed to ..."


brenda m - May 08, 2008 11:18:00 am PDT #5690 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

This course is designed to teach ....

This course teaches? You will learn? This course will address?


shrift - May 08, 2008 11:18:26 am PDT #5691 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

This is the second time I've accidentally kicked the help desk phone line out of the splitter under my desk. My feet are passive-aggressive!


brenda m - May 08, 2008 11:20:18 am PDT #5692 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I am trying to get in touch with my inner Cesar Milan, in case she needs a lot of training.

Ugh, please don't.

But yay for new doggies!


amych - May 08, 2008 11:20:29 am PDT #5693 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Your feet have an understandable attitude towards help desk work.


flea - May 08, 2008 11:21:02 am PDT #5694 of 10001
information libertarian

Whales sang when I gave birth to my son.

Oh wait, that was me screaming.


Gudanov - May 08, 2008 11:22:39 am PDT #5695 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

"In a world where bad grammar and appalling spelling have smothered the ideas of humankind, one course will make a stand, one course will overcome the odds, one course will teach..." ?

I had to punch it up a bit since somebody stole my original vision for the sentence.


amych - May 08, 2008 11:24:11 am PDT #5696 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I like Gud's version, especially if you can embed some kind of stirring heroic fanfare-type music into the page.