You know, my big sister could really beat the crap out of her. I mean, really really.

Dawn ,'Storyteller'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - May 08, 2008 8:37:15 am PDT #5600 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Allyson, are you going to fight to get the deposit back? Because is that equivalent to the amount that they didn't pay for utilities that your lease says they were supposed to pay?


Allyson - May 08, 2008 8:38:59 am PDT #5601 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I've done some of the math, and they'd be paying me a lot more if I went after them for the utilities.


Kat - May 08, 2008 8:40:56 am PDT #5602 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Are you planning on doing that?


megan walker - May 08, 2008 8:43:15 am PDT #5603 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Allyson, that is so obnoxious. I would totally go after what they owed me. Of course, I get pissed when someone takes too long in the bathroom, so what do I know.


msbelle - May 08, 2008 8:44:10 am PDT #5604 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

the men in my office have just discovered zappos. odd.


Glamcookie - May 08, 2008 8:46:35 am PDT #5605 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I just introduced my mom to Zappos and Overstock. Somewhere my dad is quietly weeping.


Jessica - May 08, 2008 8:50:12 am PDT #5606 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've become so deadened to the Clinton campaign's cries of "Well, people who didn't vote for me, um, don't count anyway! Because [ridiculous pander to her Favorite Demographic of The Hour]! Nyah!" that the comment quoted above doesn't even ping me at all.


Allyson - May 08, 2008 8:51:10 am PDT #5607 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm planning on waiting for my security deposit, and if it's anything less than my money, sending a PDF of my lease and last 6 utility bills, and asking if they'd also like the video of my ceiling caving in and filthy water pouring into my tub.

Ultimate revenge?

Selling new book with whole chapter on their suckitude.


Aims - May 08, 2008 8:55:01 am PDT #5608 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

When did you move out, Allyson. I'm sure you already know, being the smart woman you are, that they have 21 days to send you the list, otherwise you get all of it back, no matter what.

What asscakes they are.


Jesse - May 08, 2008 8:56:27 am PDT #5609 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What asscakes they are.

Seriously.