msbelle? Can I hear the story about the pirate?
Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.
Spike ,'Selfless'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Shir - Apr 09, 2008 4:52:46 am PDT #537 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
msbelle - Apr 09, 2008 4:55:43 am PDT #538 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
a crazed employee of a cruiseline assaulted me as I disembarked the ship, something about wanting a picture, and I think I shoved him away while maybe taking a fighting stance. There may have been an elbow thrown. Basic krav defence stuff for an attack from behind. Apparently it was hilarious to watch. I was completely in the right, all I'm sayin.
eta - and might I add, your mom sounds like a perfectly reasonable woman.
Steph L. - Apr 09, 2008 4:56:09 am PDT #539 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
My mom just called. She was walking in a mall, when suddenly she saw a shadow in the corner of her eye and felt someone touching her bag. She turned around and punched the guy, hard.
I guess the doctor learned not to sneak up on her!
Shir - Apr 09, 2008 4:57:53 am PDT #540 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I have nothing but respect for women who know how to use violence, and they are absolutely right.
eta - and might I add, your mom sounds like a perfectly reasonable woman.
She is!
Nutty - Apr 09, 2008 4:59:34 am PDT #541 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I think that if we all defended our personal bubbles with violence, people would be much more enlightened as to the existence thereof. A cold shoulder and a stiffly offended look can only do so much!
msbelle - Apr 09, 2008 5:03:15 am PDT #542 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I wish that every woman that was brushed up against grossly on the subway, or worse grabbed in anyway would take an open hand slap to the guy's crotch. Of course, it is hard to have that in mind when it is happening unless you have trained a lot, I think.
Shir - Apr 09, 2008 5:06:46 am PDT #543 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Again, I agree.
lori - Apr 09, 2008 5:10:28 am PDT #544 of 10001
I think msbelle might have landed an instinctive punch on the photog's fake parrot, too.
Go Shir's Mom!
Jessica - Apr 09, 2008 5:24:54 am PDT #545 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Oh my. I must make these. (But not from a box mix.)
Ginger - Apr 09, 2008 5:25:13 am PDT #546 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Note to self: Don't mess with Shir's mom.
Rocket scientist Noah and his amazing flying machine may be the cutest thing ever. The Buffista kidlets have pretty much broken my cute meter. Also, I still love that tuft of hair that sticks up like Sweet Pea's.