I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - May 07, 2008 7:34:56 am PDT #5355 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Ah, pastism.


tommyrot - May 07, 2008 7:36:35 am PDT #5356 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From the Washington, DC craigslist: Free Hillary Clinton Campaign Material (16th and Penn)

Bumper stickers, yard sign, pins, mugs, folders, letterhead and a large banner. Won't be needing them.


Jesse - May 07, 2008 7:44:58 am PDT #5357 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's hilarious. Although not quite right -- are we supposed to think that W prefers Clinton over Obama?


brenda m - May 07, 2008 7:46:04 am PDT #5358 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

surprising to exactly no one, I really want a glittery pink Smart Cat (possibly with all over multi-color stripes or polka dots).

OOH! I want a pink stripey Smart Cat too! But how do you attach the glitter without pissing them off?


msbelle - May 07, 2008 7:55:40 am PDT #5359 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

this color pink [link] but with the glitter coat that they often put on motocycles in gold.


lisah - May 07, 2008 7:57:29 am PDT #5360 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

this color pink [link], but with the glitter coat that they often put on motocycles in gold.

guh! LOVE!


Allyson - May 07, 2008 7:58:31 am PDT #5361 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Aw, I just read this from a reader at Andrew Sullivan's blog:

I had a moment last night when I realized something significant about the historic timing of the Democratic convention. The Democratic nominee (Obama) will give his acceptance speech on August 28, 2008 ... 45 years to the day of MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech. The dream does, in fact, live on.

Now I'm all weepy. And wish MLK were alive to see that.


msbelle - May 07, 2008 8:00:12 am PDT #5362 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh, we are back to being one.


tommyrot - May 07, 2008 8:00:34 am PDT #5363 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Vietnamese Batman Comic

From the 1960s. Unauthorized. Weird - on the cover it's obviously the Adam West Batman.


Kathy A - May 07, 2008 8:01:49 am PDT #5364 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

For all of those Doctor Who, specifically David Tennant fans, the first publicity photo of him as Hamlet. I want tickets for this, too, damnit!!