Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - May 06, 2008 10:03:20 am PDT #5158 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Seriously, I have no idea what to do with myself!


Aims - May 06, 2008 10:04:04 am PDT #5159 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Bronze yourself!!

Or at least a copy of the book!!


Frankenbuddha - May 06, 2008 10:04:24 am PDT #5160 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Seriously, I have no idea what to do with myself!

Preen and strut! You've earned it.


Ginger - May 06, 2008 10:05:46 am PDT #5161 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Congratulations, Allyson!

White tile is made of regret. The previous floor in my kitchen was white, and every single drip showed.

Even after cleaning?

No, but I'm not one to clean the floor every couple of hours, which is what it would have taken. Linoleum, like msbelle's link, is made of renewable materials. You have to shop for the harder versions of bamboo, but it does come in darker stains. My crazy cat lady friend, who also has a giant giant schnauzer, put in bamboo about a year ago and it seems to be holding up. It's not for everyone, but I put laminate in my kitchen more than 10 years ago and it still only has a couple of dings.


juliana - May 06, 2008 10:15:18 am PDT #5162 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

YAY ALLYSON!!!


sarameg - May 06, 2008 10:18:23 am PDT #5163 of 10001

Congrats, Allyson!

lisah, you need to find someone with excellent photoshop skills to take a picture of your kitchen and then photoshop different options in! Sadly, that would not be me. I curse at the stupid elementary school draw utility on the pc.


msbelle - May 06, 2008 10:20:34 am PDT #5164 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I just did a sketch of what I want in my hall closet on Excel - HA! Now to take it to the Container Store since their people won't draw it out like I want.


Steph L. - May 06, 2008 10:35:42 am PDT #5165 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Yay, Allyson!!!

Bronze is ironic. And fitting.

No shit--I had a really hard time parsing your first sentence.

Me, too!


Tamara - May 06, 2008 10:36:54 am PDT #5166 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

Congrats, Allyson!


lisah - May 06, 2008 10:39:32 am PDT #5167 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

lisah, you need to find someone with excellent photoshop skills to take a picture of your kitchen and then photoshop different options in!

Seriously! Visualizing is Hard!