Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 02, 2008 1:17:55 pm PDT #4732 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I want to go home and eat more popcorn and have painkillers administered. I want whatsisname to respond to his page so I can get this one bit of work off my plate this week.

Bai Ling pretty unsurprisingly took Fug Madness 2008--scroll down for a video montage of the competitors. There is a whole lot of ugly out there. Be vigilant.

I see that she was found guilty of shoplifting magazines and batteries at the airport a couple months ago. People are strange. I guess it's not the weirdest thing about her, but I don't see why you do that.

Okay, I have to buy butter on the way home. I can't help myself.


Jesse - May 02, 2008 1:19:21 pm PDT #4733 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I often want to shoplift at those airport stores when there's a million-person line and you're already standing outside the store area.


tommyrot - May 02, 2008 1:20:19 pm PDT #4734 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm filling out my timesheet (for billing clients). WTF did I do on Friday, April 11th?


§ ita § - May 02, 2008 1:23:09 pm PDT #4735 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tommy, you start here: tommyrot "Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!" Apr 11, 2008 6:50:21 am PDT

I often want to shoplift at those airport stores when there's a million-person line and you're already standing outside the store area.

You're a mess. Watch your clothing choices. She explained it had something to do with an untimely breakup.

Guy responded to the page, but without the info I wanted. Dude!


tommyrot - May 02, 2008 1:24:21 pm PDT #4736 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tommy, you start here: tommyrot "Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!" Apr 11, 2008 6:50:21 am PDT

Heh. Thanks. I've actually tried that before (to jog my memory). Now I'll try again....

eta: Dammit, I remember making all those posts - I just don't remember what work I was doing... or supposed to be doing....


tommyrot - May 02, 2008 1:28:55 pm PDT #4737 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ah. I was working on the program from hell....


Kristen - May 02, 2008 1:59:52 pm PDT #4738 of 10001

So all my worrying about resume writing turned out to be for nothing. (Which is usually how my worrying turns out, frankly.) I'm going to be freelancing for my old company for, at least, the next few weeks.

YAY money!


Jesse - May 02, 2008 2:17:56 pm PDT #4739 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yay money!!

You're a mess. Watch your clothing choices.

I didn't say I did it! But sometimes I put the stuff back and leave that way.


Allyson - May 02, 2008 2:45:00 pm PDT #4740 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My nephew just called me to thank me for the clothes I sent. SO CUTE!!!!!


§ ita § - May 02, 2008 3:21:34 pm PDT #4741 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How cool is this? It's like a machine shop you can get a membership to. And take classes in some awesome stuff. I want to be able to laser etch cylindrical objects with an epilog engraver.