Five People Killed By Their Own Inventions
The parachute suit guy would have been a prime Darwin Awards candidate.
I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?
Willow ,'Showtime'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - May 02, 2008 7:50:59 am PDT #4672 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
amych - May 02, 2008 7:51:35 am PDT #4673 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Weekend plans: Iron Man, localistas, catching up on sleep.
Daisy Jane - May 02, 2008 7:52:14 am PDT #4674 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Please shoot me. Client wants to cancel one instance of a recurring meeting and schedule it on the day before which means cancelling another meeting that day. Then cancel another recurring meeting the following day, but leave the rest of them even though they may be cancelled at a later date. Then the following week, for the next 12 weeks (or he says, "for however long they are scheduled" IT'S A RECURRING MEETING! It's scheduled forever ) cancel the original cancelled meeting, reschedule for a different time on the days before and then block off time for two people between that meeting and another meeting "in case [he] needs them" for a call he has.
Bonus: He's using Lotus notes.
Jesse - May 02, 2008 7:52:53 am PDT #4675 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm not doing very much work at work today.
I didn't do all that much yesterday, so I figure I'm doing about as well as could be expected today, really.
tommyrot - May 02, 2008 7:54:04 am PDT #4676 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Daisy Jane's post made my head spin....
Daisy Jane - May 02, 2008 7:57:49 am PDT #4677 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
That's why I'm putting off the scheduling. It's never pretty, even without the spinning 'splody head (which creates a pattern not unlike that SpinArt thing I had when I was a kid).
-t - May 02, 2008 8:01:09 am PDT #4678 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
In gratitude that I don't have to try to do Daisy's job I will commence industriousness.
Daisy Jane - May 02, 2008 8:09:17 am PDT #4679 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
4-5:30 EST is 3-4:30 CST, right? I need a diagram.
msbelle - May 02, 2008 8:14:17 am PDT #4680 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
weirdness - I've been at this job just 5 months. There have been 3 men that I had thought gay that I later found out - not at all (or at least not out). 2 married, in fact. I still get major gay-vibes from 2 of the 3. I am saddened by my broken gaydar.
Tamara - May 02, 2008 8:14:44 am PDT #4681 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
I haven't done a whole lot all week at work. It is so annoying that I told my boss yesterday over lunch that I didn't have enough work to do. Can't wait to see the fall out from that.