This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 01, 2008 9:37:45 am PDT #4493 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't think anything called a cocktail can also be called manly. WHICH IS NOT TO SAY they aren't for men!

Possibly I'm conflating manly with guy-like or laddish or something, as I think about it a little bit more.


juliana - May 01, 2008 9:40:40 am PDT #4494 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Also, we mixed moonshine with lime Kool-aid or whatever the Big Star equivilant is.

Everclear and Kool-Aid, the drink of fucked-up highschoolers.

More....frat boy. Seriously, jager and gatorade??

Anything involving Jager has frat-boy associations for me.

Where was the Chartreuse? Now that is a drink that takes some cojones to drink.


Sophia Brooks - May 01, 2008 9:44:59 am PDT #4495 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Anything involving Jager has frat-boy associations for me.

Me, too. Plus, I think it is gross. And I think frat boys like it cause it is gross, and has a funny name.


tommyrot - May 01, 2008 9:45:51 am PDT #4496 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Would drinking rubbing alcohol or something else that will cause blindness be manly?

Or maybe I'm wondering if being self-destructive is manly.

Oh, and I see a lot of personals ads where the woman is looking for a "real man." Not entirely sure what that is, but I'm sure I'm not one.


megan walker - May 01, 2008 9:48:17 am PDT #4497 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Also, I'll agree that a Manhattan is a pretty manly drink, but not if it's served in that glass, where it basically looks like a cosmo.


Atropa - May 01, 2008 9:49:45 am PDT #4498 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Where was the Chartreuse? Now that is a drink that takes some cojones to drink.

But Chartreuse is awesome.


Gudanov - May 01, 2008 9:49:57 am PDT #4499 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

looking for a "real man."

Seems like that could mean all sorts of different things depending on the woman in question, unless she just means 'no lesbians in disguise'.


Nilly - May 01, 2008 9:49:59 am PDT #4500 of 10001
Swouncing

Oh, juliana!

I never remember my dreams, and yet I know you were in a dream of mine a few nights ago. In English.

I was sooooo tired, I had to put an alarm clock in order to make sure I wake up early enough (usually, if I get enough sleep, I can get along without one). Usually when I sleep with an alarm clock ticking next to me, I wake up a few minutes before the alarm clock goes off, but this time I was so tired, I didn't do even that. The screaming of the clock was what woke me up.

And then, still three-quarters asleep, I told myself, in English (!) "that's OK. juliana will do my makeup".

So I have no idea what's that got to do with anything, if the dream was in fact in English, what on earth was going on there and why, but still, you're the only juliana I know, and it was definitely you who'd do my makeup and make things OK (and, um, I never wear any makeup, too).


Daisy Jane - May 01, 2008 9:58:02 am PDT #4501 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Where was the Chartreuse? Now that is a drink that takes some cojones to drink.

That's what I'm talking about! Grass gone bad from being wet and sitting in the sun to long, then chilled and put in a bottle. Yum!

I like Jager, but I drink it straight. Mixing is cheating.


Sue - May 01, 2008 10:01:46 am PDT #4502 of 10001
hip deep in pie