Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - May 01, 2008 9:22:29 am PDT #4487 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Jessica, I'm not sure why a regular martini qualifies as "manly." But I associate it with post-WWII, pre-1970s energy crisis white collar men who either had nice suburban homes with nice suburban families, or who tried to live the Playboy Fantasy until they obtained a nice suburban etc. In other words, men who would be pretty metrosexual by today's standards.

And if you want a James Bond tie-in to give a cocktail manliness cred, that martini should have vodka and not gin.


Kat - May 01, 2008 9:22:43 am PDT #4488 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Do you mean she sits herself up and holds it, or holds it if you sit her up?

Meaning she pulls herself to seated? No. We get her sitting and she can hold that position. Then she face plants. Which might be the reason she's mad.


§ ita § - May 01, 2008 9:25:36 am PDT #4489 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Which might be the reason she's mad.

I gotta say--I'm on Gracie's side on this one. In the short term, you're big meanies. Poor thing's too wee for the long game.


Daisy Jane - May 01, 2008 9:31:47 am PDT #4490 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Vodka martinis are not martinis.

I mostly agree with this commenter

Christ on a crutch! How about just plain whiskey neat or on the rocks?

and I say this as someone who has almost always been an old man type drinker.

Also, we mixed moonshine with lime Kool-aid or whatever the Big Star equivilant is.


meara - May 01, 2008 9:33:27 am PDT #4491 of 10001

yeah, some of those drinks....I would not call them manly. More....frat boy. Seriously, jager and gatorade??


Dana - May 01, 2008 9:36:01 am PDT #4492 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm at the Cincinati airport! On the internet! The world is magical!

I'm not eating, so I don't know if the food is crap.


Jesse - May 01, 2008 9:37:45 am PDT #4493 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't think anything called a cocktail can also be called manly. WHICH IS NOT TO SAY they aren't for men!

Possibly I'm conflating manly with guy-like or laddish or something, as I think about it a little bit more.


juliana - May 01, 2008 9:40:40 am PDT #4494 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Also, we mixed moonshine with lime Kool-aid or whatever the Big Star equivilant is.

Everclear and Kool-Aid, the drink of fucked-up highschoolers.

More....frat boy. Seriously, jager and gatorade??

Anything involving Jager has frat-boy associations for me.

Where was the Chartreuse? Now that is a drink that takes some cojones to drink.


Sophia Brooks - May 01, 2008 9:44:59 am PDT #4495 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Anything involving Jager has frat-boy associations for me.

Me, too. Plus, I think it is gross. And I think frat boys like it cause it is gross, and has a funny name.


tommyrot - May 01, 2008 9:45:51 am PDT #4496 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Would drinking rubbing alcohol or something else that will cause blindness be manly?

Or maybe I'm wondering if being self-destructive is manly.

Oh, and I see a lot of personals ads where the woman is looking for a "real man." Not entirely sure what that is, but I'm sure I'm not one.