Wouldn't the terrorizing part satisfy?
Up until the point I got fired.
Hands! Hands in new places!
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Apr 30, 2008 10:35:58 am PDT #4329 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
sarameg - Apr 30, 2008 10:39:20 am PDT #4330 of 10001
While searching in my desk for a paring knife to peel yet another defective banana, I found a little box of scalpel blades. Which worked quite well for my purposes. but I have no idea where they came from.
I never did find the paring knife. Which should be there.
Jesse - Apr 30, 2008 10:43:29 am PDT #4331 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I get hangry, like whoa. Also, I get, like, premptively hangry if I think someone is going to infringe on my lunchtime at work.
Me too! Also, if going out to eat, I feel better as soon as we're at the table, before we've even gotten anything.
Miracleman - Apr 30, 2008 10:44:58 am PDT #4332 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Oh god, beer. I want beer.
You an' me both, sister.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 30, 2008 10:49:41 am PDT #4333 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh, c'mon. You could make the helmet say "Exterminate!" every time the dog barks....
And then you could stick the dog in front of a Pooch Portal.
Sits in the corner with Emily and MM. Waits 15 minutes. Gets up and goes for a beer on the way home.
shrift - Apr 30, 2008 10:49:47 am PDT #4334 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I totally get hangry. When I tell people that I need to eat, I am not joking. When I start saying, "feed me, Seymour," I am firing a warning shot. It is not good to make me wait until I start mentioning how I'm ready to rip off someone's arm, beat them to death with it, and feast upon the remains.
Lee - Apr 30, 2008 10:51:13 am PDT #4335 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Damn you Emily!
I'm eating one of the new frozen Trader Joe's roast beef paninis, which I was quite pleased with, because it is quite tasty (and only 290 calories) (unless you wrap it in a tortilla) (but that would be silly), but now all I can think of is how much better it would be with beer.
Theodosia - Apr 30, 2008 10:52:57 am PDT #4336 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
If you think 'Lesbian' is a funny but true adjective -- did you know that the proper name stuff associated with the planet Venus should be Venereal ?
Trudy Booth - Apr 30, 2008 10:55:19 am PDT #4337 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
How come I never see Ronald and his giant shopping cart in my grocery store?
And now we know tomorrow's weird dreams...
Glamcookie - Apr 30, 2008 11:20:48 am PDT #4338 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I totally get hangry. When I tell people that I need to eat, I am not joking. When I start saying, "feed me, Seymour," I am firing a warning shot. It is not good to make me wait until I start mentioning how I'm ready to rip off someone's arm, beat them to death with it, and feast upon the remains.
In this I am shrift. GF carries a granola bar around for this very purpose. Once I lost it in a Gap because I was HANGRY and they were playing the music way too LOUD!