Ooh, I should have tried that! I could have gotten in some quality puppy-belly-rubbing time....
I wouldn't be surprised if it was going at you because you smell like cats.
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 25, 2008 9:52:42 am PDT #3557 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 25, 2008 9:53:37 am PDT #3558 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The latter. I think it was well-performed and faithful to the text, it was just painful to watch.
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2008 9:54:35 am PDT #3559 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Blobstein
This sounds like something that should be "Coming soon, on Sci-Fi"
For some reason, this reminds me of Tom Servo's script for a horror movie, Earth vs. Soup.
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2008 9:55:34 am PDT #3560 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was going at you because you smell like cats.
Just one cat. And a German Shepherd.
Fred Pete - Apr 25, 2008 10:00:10 am PDT #3561 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Parts of Virginia Woolf would qualify as black comedy. But I'm not sure I'd put it in a high school curriculum. I can only imagine possible parental reaction to the game of "hump the hostess."
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2008 10:04:30 am PDT #3562 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Prettiest. Bathtub. Evah! [link]
megan walker - Apr 25, 2008 10:13:21 am PDT #3563 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
HOMG, Specialty's cookies are 600 calories? I no longer mourn the fact that when I changed jobs I lost Specialty's. Wow.
Needless to say, I will not be going there for a snack today.
lisah - Apr 25, 2008 10:15:41 am PDT #3564 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Headstands should not be encumbered by a flappy skirt.
Exactly! I have a hard enough time with my boobs encumbering me (and my ability to breath in some poses).
I no longer mourn the fact that when I changed jobs I lost Specialty's. Wow.
Over 10 years later I still miss their cream of mushroom & wild rice soup.
Ginger - Apr 25, 2008 10:49:13 am PDT #3565 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Anyway, it just kept walking behind me, yapping and nipping at my ankles... so damn cute.
If you like that sort of thing, you're welcome to come visit and have my dog nip your ankles. I'm trying to teach him not to, but I don't feel like I can ask people over specifically to get bitten.
Glamcookie - Apr 25, 2008 11:23:12 am PDT #3566 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Once my parents' dog got loose and they didn't realize it until an animal control guy showed up with her and said a neighbor called about a dog "terrorizing the neighborhood." Dog in question? A miniature dachshund.