Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!

'Him'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Apr 25, 2008 7:29:55 am PDT #3526 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I tried making my own scones for the morning, but I think they were even worse than the Starbucks ones. They were soooo buttery.


megan walker - Apr 25, 2008 7:35:58 am PDT #3527 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Well, I always knew the pre-made drinks were bad, but since I always thought they were too sweet anyway, I only ever get nonfat lattes, so minimal calories there.

But now I see how I might have unwittingly lost 10 lbs in the last few months, between giving up processed foods for lent and my increased hiking. I'm thinking that even in the minimal processed stuff I was eating, there were tons of calories. Which I knew, but to see it printed somehow really drives the point home.


juliana - Apr 25, 2008 7:37:03 am PDT #3528 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I suspect teaching Rudnick's The Most Fabulous Story Ever Told would not fly well with certain parents.

But damn, it's an awesome show.

I shudder to think what a cookie I buy downstairs at work is.

The Specialty's cookies? Don't ask, seriously. 600+ calories, depending. Though I like the fact that you can see the calorie counts for the sandwich & salad ingredients, and add and delete as you see fit. (Online ordering, of course.)


Allyson - Apr 25, 2008 7:56:02 am PDT #3529 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think I can build three new Rubys from the cat hair that was under my bed.

Also, my new neighbor's cat is named Ruby. I see mass confusion ahead.


Lee - Apr 25, 2008 7:59:07 am PDT #3530 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

So, you know how when you pack a carry on when you are not checking a bag, and you have one baggie for all the liquid stuff the TSA cares about, and another container for the stuff they don't, like eye shadow and bar face soap and your tooth brush?

I'm leaving for the airport straight from work tonight, and my other container is sitting in my bathroom still.


lisah - Apr 25, 2008 8:00:08 am PDT #3531 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Specialty's!


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2008 8:00:38 am PDT #3532 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, my new neighbor's cat is named Ruby. I see mass confusion ahead.

There can be only one....


Frankenbuddha - Apr 25, 2008 8:01:53 am PDT #3533 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I think I can build three new Rubys from the cat hair that was under my bed.

Watch out, those bunnies go feral.

Also, my new neighbor's cat is named Ruby. I see mass confusion ahead.

There can be only one....

Cat Fight!!!!


sarameg - Apr 25, 2008 8:18:56 am PDT #3534 of 10001

It's shedding season here right now. I washed my duvet this weekend. Every morning I wake up and it looks like a cat exploded wherever Devi was lying. She should be bald, and yet.... It's really obnoxious.

Ahrg, I really want to test something, but I can't get on the test system, so I'm having to pester someone else to do it step by step and tell me what is happening. It's herding with handsignals in a fog.


Kathy A - Apr 25, 2008 8:25:14 am PDT #3535 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

My newly inherited Lazyboy chair is covered in tan microfiber and is my black cat's favorite thing in the apartment to sleep on. I have to rub a damp cloth over it every other day to get all the hair off.