I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Apr 25, 2008 7:59:07 am PDT #3530 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

So, you know how when you pack a carry on when you are not checking a bag, and you have one baggie for all the liquid stuff the TSA cares about, and another container for the stuff they don't, like eye shadow and bar face soap and your tooth brush?

I'm leaving for the airport straight from work tonight, and my other container is sitting in my bathroom still.


lisah - Apr 25, 2008 8:00:08 am PDT #3531 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Specialty's!


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2008 8:00:38 am PDT #3532 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, my new neighbor's cat is named Ruby. I see mass confusion ahead.

There can be only one....


Frankenbuddha - Apr 25, 2008 8:01:53 am PDT #3533 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I think I can build three new Rubys from the cat hair that was under my bed.

Watch out, those bunnies go feral.

Also, my new neighbor's cat is named Ruby. I see mass confusion ahead.

There can be only one....

Cat Fight!!!!


sarameg - Apr 25, 2008 8:18:56 am PDT #3534 of 10001

It's shedding season here right now. I washed my duvet this weekend. Every morning I wake up and it looks like a cat exploded wherever Devi was lying. She should be bald, and yet.... It's really obnoxious.

Ahrg, I really want to test something, but I can't get on the test system, so I'm having to pester someone else to do it step by step and tell me what is happening. It's herding with handsignals in a fog.


Kathy A - Apr 25, 2008 8:25:14 am PDT #3535 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

My newly inherited Lazyboy chair is covered in tan microfiber and is my black cat's favorite thing in the apartment to sleep on. I have to rub a damp cloth over it every other day to get all the hair off.


Kat - Apr 25, 2008 8:37:21 am PDT #3536 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

perkins, are you going to be here sunday? I get back tomorrow night too late, but I'd love to see you for lunch on sunday if possible.

I too am lisah when it comes to cheese love.

Does the positioning of comedy as the last genre taught mean it has to be the most recent? If not, maybe something from Gilbert & Sullivan like The Pirates of Penzance?

Matt, nope. It was more an issue of filling up my currently light-on-americans slot.

It's cold in my house.

Noah just got to see friends. I could tell he was getting tired. I got him in the carseat and he was asleep before I got home. I live 5 minutes from the place where we were. Poor poor tired noodle.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 25, 2008 8:39:18 am PDT #3537 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Matt, nope. It was more an issue of filling up my currently light-on-americans slot.

I missed that. That certainly leaves out Stoppard.


juliana - Apr 25, 2008 8:43:03 am PDT #3538 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Matt, nope. It was more an issue of filling up my currently light-on-americans slot.

Crap. I can't believe I forgot Edward Albee. There's a canon playwright if I've ever heard of one.


lisah - Apr 25, 2008 8:43:41 am PDT #3539 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I want someone to put me in a carseat and drive somewhere so I could take a nap.

Too bad my ass is too big.