Wanna be polyantihistamineamorous with Zyrtec and me?
Is Zyrtec sexy (in a nasal way)?
Well, duh. Why do you think the Entwives left them?
It all makes so much sense now. I'm also suspicious of the near-mythical Dwarf women too. Seems a little more than homosocial down in the mines.
Wasn't Allegra supposed to be going OTC at some point?
Will Allegra compete for my affections?
Allegra is the shit. At least for me. Claritin does nothing for me.
Wanna be polyantihistamineamorous with Zyrtec and me?
Is Zyrtec sexy (in a nasal way)?
Zyrtec is nasally sexalicious.
Actually, I don't really know. But I'm willing to try it if it will stop my ear, nose, and throat overreactions.
(P.S. Allegra is a 'ho. Pass it on.)
I'm also breaking up with Claritin for Zyrtec now that I can get the latter OTC. Fucking trees.
Zyrtec rocks. As does Allegra. I prefer Allegra because it means that I can get it at a whole month's supply for $5 with my insurance.
Allegra is wonderful. I am rationing mine because my doctor won't prescribe and I have some clandestine samples from a nurse.
Claritin is actually helping me, though it's an open question whether my problem is treesex or cat dander.
Okay, y'all, very funny, now WHERE IS THE BOARD GAME? I put it somewhere so my students wouldn't mess with it, but WHERE?