I remember reading that in --- Welsh, maybe? -- there way a grayish-green color that had a separate word from just "green."

Also, when I learned the rainbow in school, it was red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. My mother learned it at red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet. I remember having arguments with her when I was six or so and drawing a picture of the rainbow, and she thought it had the wrong colors.

I have so much hatred for today that I don't think I can quantify it. Maybe if the universe sent me a cabana boy with some thai food and an ice pack.

shrift, I'm with you. I am made entirely of gronk and mast cells. Stupid pollen. The only thing getting me through today is the prospect of new comics.

I woke up gronky and full of hate, but Cash Cab is making me happier. Ben Bailey is adorable. And ... lots of people are really, really stupid.

The only thing getting me through today is the prospect of new comics.

Yeah, my allergies are asstastic and I've got a bum foot thanks to, uh, an overindulgence in concerts and mosh pits. I need to get through today so I can go to the south side to see a bunch of dorks play some songs, because the internets have tasked me with taking pictures and grabbing more of their adorably lame free CDs.

And then I can go back to bed.

NASCAR related: Have you guys seen this chocolate bar? And am I the only one that giggles at it's name?

Yes and yes. One of the most startling realizations, when I started watching NASCAR, was that there was an entire world of advertising and merchandising that I was completely unaware of. There is really nothing that someone won't stick a driver's name or face on.

My favorite merch item discovery was the Dale Jr. face shield.

I remember reading that in --- Welsh, maybe? -- there way a grayish-green color that had a separate word from just "green."

Well, of course: in a land that foggy, you need a whole separate word for the color of mold.

Yeah, my allergies are asstastic

You know what I hate? What I really hate?

When my antihistamine breaks up with me with no warning.

Well, whatEV, Claritin! I can find a new antihistamine that I'm JUST as happy with! Yeah, me and Zyrtec, we'll be IN YOUR FACE with how happy we are together. Suck on THAT, you inadequately effective medication!

I'm breaking up with Claritin today. It kept me up last night and now I've got a noggin full of gunkus and my nose is raw.

Stupid tree sex.

Did you notice how much Ent Smut and Ent Moot sound the same? I suspect that's why the Moot lasted so long. Treebeard actually being some kind of Tree Bear with a leather vest.

I need to stop reading the internet and start working, or something. The internet is not soothing me.