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Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

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ChiKat - May 21, 2008 2:21:19 pm PDT #9971 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Hi, mah Bitches!!!! How is everyone? I miss you all terribly.

Summer break starts in 6.5 school days! How crazy is that? I ttotally made it through my first year and think I did a pretty good job of it, too. Not perfect, but I'm pleased and I don't think I scarred anyone for life.

This week, I've been wearing pjs every day because I lost a bet with my Performing Arts class about their last performance. They performed with energy, excitement, expression, projection, and still sounded good! In exchange, I have to wear pj's to work all week. Really? A win-win situation all around.

§ ita § - May 21, 2008 2:28:23 pm PDT #9972 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, dear, Pix. Byron's certainly putting you through the wringer these days, isn't he? Still, it doesn't look like he's missed a...step, so hopefully he's still being defiant and will be back sharpish after having tested this particular boundary.

Laga - May 21, 2008 2:35:52 pm PDT #9973 of 10001

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I bet Byron will do a once-around the neighborhood and then home.

Hurry it up, Dread Pirate Byron!

amych - May 21, 2008 2:37:37 pm PDT #9974 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

{{{Pix}}}

And, yo, Byron! There's food and scritches waiting for you at home, boyo!

Pix - May 21, 2008 2:38:54 pm PDT #9975 of 10001

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

He's home! Covered in dirt and still smelling of skunk, but home. I'm going to start breathing again now. Thanks, everyone.

Tom Scola - May 21, 2008 2:40:31 pm PDT #9976 of 10001

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Yay, PixKristin!!

amych - May 21, 2008 2:41:42 pm PDT #9977 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm going to start breathing again now.

Just in time for the skunk.

In all seriousness, I'm so glad he made it -- it sounds like he's gotten his old spirit back, but that doesn't help with the blood pressure!

Pix - May 21, 2008 2:42:23 pm PDT #9978 of 10001

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

it sounds like he's gotten his old spirit back, but that doesn't help with the blood pressure!

Seriously! He's so very proud of himself, too. Purring his head off and looking smug.

vw bug - May 21, 2008 2:42:24 pm PDT #9979 of 10001

Mostly lurking...

Oh, good! Byron, don't do that to your mom!

billytea - May 21, 2008 2:59:26 pm PDT #9980 of 10001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

He's home! Covered in dirt and still smelling of skunk, but home. I'm going to start breathing again now. Thanks, everyone.

Huzzah for the return of Skunkmaster Flex!

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