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Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 18, 2008 7:23:03 pm PDT #9570 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

HMM, Fay, I have a wild, completely out-there idea, it's really rather bonkers actually...

Ask him out.

No, really. Get on with it.

CHOP CHOP, THEN.

P.S. I'm listening to a sorta English 80's station streaming via iTunes called Radio Nigel. You might like it. I say sorta because the music seems to run more like 1976 to 1991.

meara - May 18, 2008 7:25:53 pm PDT #9571 of 10001

Um totally with Pete, here. Maybe if you can't, like, talk in front of him, you could ask him out over email?

Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 18, 2008 7:33:00 pm PDT #9572 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

See, Fay, I'm sure you're thinking that you can't but surely the embarrassment if he turns you down or any social awkwardness is but a drop in the ocean compared to the emotional torture of not having tried and then someone else snaps him up.

Don't go through life regretting that you didn't ask. Where would I be if I hadn't asked out Jilli, eh?

Laga - May 18, 2008 7:43:46 pm PDT #9573 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

if you ask him out, I'll ask out the FedEx girl.

§ ita § - May 18, 2008 7:57:32 pm PDT #9574 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey, Fay, can we ask him out for you?

TV is totally bumming me out. These peopledo not exist. Why must they do this to me?

meara - May 18, 2008 8:25:29 pm PDT #9575 of 10001

People who do exist, ita: people at the drag show I went to in portland with my friend Broch and with....er, shoot, what's her name here? Erin Obscure? and Cass...

Atropa - May 18, 2008 8:26:55 pm PDT #9576 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Fay, listen to Pete. Take his advice.

Don't go through life regretting that you didn't ask. Where would I be if I hadn't asked out Jilli, eh?

turns pink, melts into heart-shaped mush

Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 18, 2008 8:29:02 pm PDT #9577 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Help, I married a mush-monster!

Pix - May 18, 2008 8:33:42 pm PDT #9578 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

At least your significant other is not sitting three feet away from you listening to the original Disney "Adventure Through Inner Space" ride dialogue and sound track. "...but though your body will shrink, your mind will expand...CAN THIS BE THE THRESHOLD OF INNER SPACE?" (creepy faux 60's space sounds)

Fay, what they said. ASK. He sounds fantastic! And you ARE fantastic. Match made in heaven.

SuziQ - May 18, 2008 8:33:56 pm PDT #9579 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Pete, that is because you are completely ADORABLE !

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