You want to meet the real me now?

Mal ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - May 18, 2008 3:41:36 pm PDT #9560 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I approve of pink too! I just wasn't sure if you were aiming for another color and ended up with pink instead.

We need pictures!


Laga - May 18, 2008 3:46:04 pm PDT #9561 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

aw Kristin that sucks. Could scrimp a little and go over winter break?


Pix - May 18, 2008 3:47:10 pm PDT #9562 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Thanks, Laga. Winter break is generally a really bad time for a few reasons. I don't know. I'll get out there again eventually, but I think it's probably going to be next summer.


SailAweigh - May 18, 2008 3:47:18 pm PDT #9563 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Doesn't it feel great, Susan? It makes me so happy to be able to pay cash for things like that and knowing I'm not breaking the bank to do it. It sounds like you're on the right track, even without the inheritance. It's those habits that will stand you in good stead, regardless.

beth, that's a good deal you've worked out. I hope that kid makes good on his dreams. We need more good teachers.

Go, pink! Will there be pictures?

IOmeN, I just got back from volleyball. I suck, but I have fun. And, hey, the rest of them are all twenty-something! I kept up with them! But, damn, I've got to get in shape, I'm sloooow.


Nora Deirdre - May 18, 2008 4:21:06 pm PDT #9564 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

If we're still recommending webcomics, I like Basic Instructions.


Laga - May 18, 2008 4:55:58 pm PDT #9565 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

dang. I think the last time I bought these noodles I said I would never buy them again. Thai peanut my ass.


DCJensen - May 18, 2008 5:14:40 pm PDT #9566 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Did anyone mention Zortic?


Jessica - May 18, 2008 5:33:23 pm PDT #9567 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

We need pictures!

Too dark now for the color to show up on filmpixels. Pics tomorrow!


Trudy Booth - May 18, 2008 6:28:04 pm PDT #9568 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

We actually live only a mile or so from the comic's creators; they are fun people and their son, at age 4 was prone to announcing "One day I will rule you all! Bwahahahahaaaa!" which really just sets the tone for the craziness there really.

We should introduce that kid to Kara.

Or possibly we very much should not ...


Fay - May 18, 2008 7:16:11 pm PDT #9569 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Fay, umm have you told him out right that you have a crush on him? Because while not returning your crush is one kind of clueless, sometimes guys can be another kind where they simply don't know you are interested, in spite your sending just about every possible signal.

No. No, my modus operandi is: get tongue-tied and lose all social skills in his presence. Whilst I agree that this is not a winning tactic, it seems to be the one I'm stuck with. But despite the fact that he has a kryptonite-like effect on me I have made several valiant attempts to deal with this, because at the moment we're really just friendly acquaintances, and regardless of crush, I do think he's just splendid.

Also, am sort of incredulous at the egregious amount of adorability being displayed by the bloke I have a crush on. I mean, come the fuck on, Universe! You're just SCREWING with me here! Enough!

But, I didn't do anything!

...

Wait, you're not talking about me are you? Unacceptable!!!

Pete, I do not say this lightly, but he is possibly even more adorable than you.

!!!!

And, love, you KNOW how much I adore you. But, but - gah. Just gah.

He's a Londoner, very cute in a John Simm kind of way, and he's a year older than me, and he's funny, and bright, and a drama teacher who gets over excited about restoration theatre (and who's pretty damn inspirational as a teacher - and wanted to become a teacher after watching 'Dead Poets Society'), and most of his colleagues and students think he's gay (which he's entirely unflapped by), and he's passionate about stuff that I value, and he's kind, and unpretentious, and he takes the piss out of himself, but stands up for what he thinks is right, and he's very comfortable in his own skin, and he's half French/half English, and half Jewish/half Catholic, and he's not competitive and doesn't want to scrabble up the ladder to Senior Management and all that, he just loves teaching, and, and, and Christ this is doing my head in. And last night he stayed for a few drinks after rehearsal for the first time in, well, EVER (he lives a long way from where we rehearse) and in the course of the evening revealed excellent taste in music, the fact that he's in a wee jazz band at his school that does Rat Pack type songs, shared random information about the Yiddish use of the double negative as a sort of spell to distract evil, and then eventually he had to go. And then I bumped into him on facebook some hours later, and it turned out that he had to go because a friend of his had just found out that her boyfriend has a wife (oh, Thailand...) and so he dashed off to take her out to drown her sorrows and then eventually to get her home safely and tuck her up in bed in a gentlemanly fashion. And he is very good mates with this lass I'm becoming mates with, and every bloody anecdote about him she mentions just makes me think OMGWTFUniverse? Enough already! Tell me that he drop kicks puppies and punches orphans, or something! But no. Instead he mainlines Doctor Who and cries at the whole Rose/Ten seperation thing.

Head.

Go.

Boom.