It's my estimation that... every man ever got a statue made of him, was one kind of sumbitch or another.

Mal ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - May 16, 2008 8:53:50 am PDT #9398 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Sort of irritated with my friends right now and I can't really figure out why.


Laga - May 16, 2008 9:26:56 am PDT #9399 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I think, perhaps, the scale is broken.

Kristin my brother hasn't been in your bathroom, has he? He used to change the base setting on the scale to tease my sister.

In a choice of Dangers I would definitely sleep with DM. Sexy accent! Eye patch! The height difference might be a problem though...

ION I wish I didn't think of Terrence Howard every time I wipe my bottom.


Pix - May 16, 2008 9:31:57 am PDT #9400 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Kristin my brother hasn't been in your bathroom, has he? He used to change the base setting on the scale to tease my sister.

Oh, that's just evil. This is a digital scale, so who knows what went wrong. At this point I don't trust the thing at all and wonder if any of the readings have been right this year.

I just feel like a complete idiot for believing even briefly that I could possibly weigh 15 lbs. less than I did three weeks ago. I would be swimming in my clothes if it had been true.

ETA: sj, great news! Are you already loving your new place?


Lee - May 16, 2008 9:32:34 am PDT #9401 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Totally wrong thread-- sorry.


vw bug - May 16, 2008 9:33:00 am PDT #9402 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

sj, great news! YAY!


Laga - May 16, 2008 9:38:19 am PDT #9403 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Oh, that's just evil.

Don't feel too bad for my sister. They were partners in evil most of the time.


Typo Boy - May 16, 2008 10:01:25 am PDT #9404 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Orthogonal to other on-going conversations: they found a contemporary bust of Caesar, realist school. So this is probably fairly close to what he really looked like: [link]

Oh, and Yay sj


Frankenbuddha - May 16, 2008 10:02:57 am PDT #9405 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

So Julius Caeser looked like Arvin Sloan? Huh.


Laga - May 16, 2008 10:03:16 am PDT #9406 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I saw that! It's so cool it gave me goosebumbs.


Laga - May 16, 2008 10:14:43 am PDT #9407 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm supposed to give myself a present today. Does a haircut count as a present or should I get me something else?