Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Typo Boy - May 16, 2008 10:01:25 am PDT #9404 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Orthogonal to other on-going conversations: they found a contemporary bust of Caesar, realist school. So this is probably fairly close to what he really looked like: [link]

Oh, and Yay sj


Frankenbuddha - May 16, 2008 10:02:57 am PDT #9405 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

So Julius Caeser looked like Arvin Sloan? Huh.


Laga - May 16, 2008 10:03:16 am PDT #9406 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I saw that! It's so cool it gave me goosebumbs.


Laga - May 16, 2008 10:14:43 am PDT #9407 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm supposed to give myself a present today. Does a haircut count as a present or should I get me something else?


Frankenbuddha - May 16, 2008 10:17:35 am PDT #9408 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm supposed to give myself a present today. Does a haircut count as a present or should I get me something else?

Haircuts are grooming. I say get something else. If you are getting the haircut anyway, that is.


Hil R. - May 16, 2008 10:21:53 am PDT #9409 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

sj, that sounds great.

That Julius Caesar sculpture is really neat.

The trapeze school sells shirts that say, "Forget the fear. Worry about the addiction." I'm still in pain whenever I exhale, and yet I'm trying to figure out when I'll have time and money to go to another class. (Not for at least two weeks, it seems. Feh.)


Miracleman - May 16, 2008 10:34:21 am PDT #9410 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Feh.

Hapless Client: I talked to you, YOU PERSONALLY, on Tuesday and YOU SAID that if I faxed in my cancellation of my Direct Deposit that day it would be cancelled that day. And it wasn't! The money was sent to an account that is closed!

Me: Let me see something...well, ma'am, we didn't get your cancellation request. It just didn't come through.

HC: Well, I need to pay my rent TODAY! I NEED that check!

Me: Well, you can contact your former bank and see if they will give you the funds, or...well, we have to wait until the bank returns the funds which can take 3 - 5 business days and we can cut you a check at that time.

HC: BUT I NEED THAT MONEY TODAY!!!

Me: I recommend you contact your bank. I'm very sorry.

HC: Okay...if they won't give me my money I'll be calling back.

Well...okay, if you want. But it won't do any good. We don't have your money. You didn't send us your cancellation...or, at least we didn't get it.

Moral of the Story: Follow up on your faxes, folks.


Laura - May 16, 2008 10:50:49 am PDT #9411 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

The trapeze lessons sound wonderful. I need to overcome my big fear of heights.

That Julius Caesar sculpture is really neat.

It does seem more realistic than most of Caesar, it makes me believe it looks like the man. Very cool.


Tom Scola - May 16, 2008 11:06:57 am PDT #9412 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Huh. Someone has owned the domain "douchenozzle.com" since 2004.


NoiseDesign - May 16, 2008 11:08:02 am PDT #9413 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Huh. Someone has owned the domain "douchenozzle.com" since 2004.

Is it Aimee's old boss?