... wow. Just ... wow. DJ, I think gasping out loud every time you think about it is a MILD reaction. I would be muttering and smacking my forehead, at the very least.

It is nuts. Yes, the same person. I don't know if (whitefont) she'll really break up with him, though person who emailed me seemed to think this was a deal breaker-which then changed to "major line crossed" and she hasn't said anything, even along the lines of "I need to talk to you guys" which I'm hoping is just the embarassment, but...I have also sworn to myself that my talk with her a few weeks ago was my last. All I have now is a raised eyebrow and WTFF looks at our mutual friends.

OMGWTFBBQ, DJ.

Your friend really, um, has some issues with the love picks, eh? Also, that would be a seriously fucked up strange ass thing to do even if it were NOT in front of his own damn GIRLFRIEND. But to be doing that in front of someone he's dating? That's just mental. Like, seriously.

Dude.

I really kind of want your poor friend to not be allowed to date anyone for a while. But then that doesn't seem fair. Maybe there should be, like, supervised dating. Kinda like a halfway house after you get out of prison, but for dating, right??

I think I could use that, come to think of it...

I would actually like her to date a bunch of people for a while. Play the field. See what all is out there before you settle for douchy douches.

I really kind of want your poor friend to not be allowed to date anyone for a while. But then that doesn't seem fair.

NO, that seems right to me. Just get A LOT of therapy and hang out with your long suffering friends for christ's sake!

Maybe before she dates again she could do some intensive therapy, find out why she is attracted to guys from Douchenozzlestan.

to guys from Douchenozzlestan.

oh how I wish we could get Douchenozzlestan on the Google map. and assign random people there.

Thanks, Tommyrot. Wow, that is small print.

all this spoiler-fonting (since it's light yellow for me so I can read on iPhone) is making me think its some "Housewives of Dallas" soap opera or something. DJ, I have no clue what to say. But I think it's good on you to keep a step back. Maybe after everyone browbeats her, she'll come to you for guidance. And you'll be the light of reason... ok. So. I work in theater too much with happy endings all the time. What of it? Clearly I'm a bit out of it. I blame the bizzarro morning person switch that has happened to me.

So, I just caught a TV ad for a pizza dough spinner that works sort of like a salad spinner, but redesigned for pizza dough "tossing".

I can't decide if this is genius, or ridiculous, or both.