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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


lisah - May 15, 2008 12:14:33 pm PDT #9297 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I really kind of want your poor friend to not be allowed to date anyone for a while. But then that doesn't seem fair.

NO, that seems right to me. Just get A LOT of therapy and hang out with your long suffering friends for christ's sake!


Scrappy - May 15, 2008 12:14:53 pm PDT #9298 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Maybe before she dates again she could do some intensive therapy, find out why she is attracted to guys from Douchenozzlestan.


hippocampus - May 15, 2008 12:17:14 pm PDT #9299 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

to guys from Douchenozzlestan.

oh how I wish we could get Douchenozzlestan on the Google map. and assign random people there.


Typo Boy - May 15, 2008 12:18:08 pm PDT #9300 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Thanks, Tommyrot. Wow, that is small print.


omnis_audis - May 15, 2008 12:21:07 pm PDT #9301 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

all this spoiler-fonting (since it's light yellow for me so I can read on iPhone) is making me think its some "Housewives of Dallas" soap opera or something. DJ, I have no clue what to say. But I think it's good on you to keep a step back. Maybe after everyone browbeats her, she'll come to you for guidance. And you'll be the light of reason... ok. So. I work in theater too much with happy endings all the time. What of it? Clearly I'm a bit out of it. I blame the bizzarro morning person switch that has happened to me.


Sean K - May 15, 2008 12:21:55 pm PDT #9302 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

So, I just caught a TV ad for a pizza dough spinner that works sort of like a salad spinner, but redesigned for pizza dough "tossing".

I can't decide if this is genius, or ridiculous, or both.


Daisy Jane - May 15, 2008 12:24:33 pm PDT #9303 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Nobody's doing any browbeating. We're all just sort of, "You do see the big pile of shit the dog just made on the rug right?"


Laga - May 15, 2008 1:09:16 pm PDT #9304 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

in my mom is so cute news... I sent her the link to the California Supreme court ruling on same sex marriages and she replied...

yes! Next stop... three people

not only is Mom cool with my being poly, I get the feeling she thinks it's kinda neat.


erikaj - May 15, 2008 1:13:19 pm PDT #9305 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

If I were gay instead of bicurious, my mother would totally be like Michael's mom from QAF. You know, like, embarrassingly positive and supportive. Those scenes always made me crack up.


sj - May 15, 2008 1:22:46 pm PDT #9306 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I am currently trying to pack up everything in the bathroom. Note to self: Never again buy make up sponges, just in case you have run out of them. It is an unpossiblility that you could ever run out of them again. Second note to self: Do not buy any more smelly bath products. You have enough of them to open up your own smelly bath product store.