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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


megan walker - May 14, 2008 5:10:14 pm PDT #9213 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I'll ask my doctor. I go back in a week and a half; I don't think I want to use anything but soap and water on the slice till then.

Yeah, I didn't use it right away. I think it helped, but who the hell knows? I do know that you have to look really hard to find any scar.


Connie Neil - May 14, 2008 6:17:33 pm PDT #9214 of 10001
brillig

I'm not sure why my Hubby knows about Hair Care Down There, but he says if you Nair the area instead of shaving, you'll get rounded tips coming back in instead of the sharp-edged hairs you get with shaving.

(This from a man who, in a fit of frustration with groinal hair, took a cigarette lighter to some sections--I wasn't there!--and so the phrase Bush Fire entered our lexicon. And he says his knowledge comes from multiple surgeries.)


tommyrot - May 14, 2008 6:30:38 pm PDT #9215 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

who, in a fit of frustration with groinal hair, took a cigarette lighter to some sections

The ability to correctly answer the question, "What's the worst thing that could happen here?" is often underappreciated....


Fay - May 14, 2008 6:36:43 pm PDT #9216 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Huh. Sounds like he's from the same School of DIY as my dad.

(My dad has performed surgery upon himself. Using a stanley knife. On his...well, let's just say that I've never seen the scar, and have no intention of seeing it. But I assume that his Jewish ancestors were pleased.)


Connie Neil - May 14, 2008 6:43:46 pm PDT #9217 of 10001
brillig

Sounds like he's from the same School of DIY as my dad.

Yup, that's Hubby. I knew he meant to keep me when he presented me with a pair of tweezers and an Xacto knife and said, "I need you to get a splinter out of my foot."

Then there was the time he sliced his thumb open to the bone and asked me just to put a couple of butterfly bandages on it. (that one was actually a lot deeper than we thought, it was my nausea at seeing the actual wound that had us go to the ER in the first place.)

Ah, men who were raised by wolves and are proud of it.


Vortex - May 14, 2008 7:03:53 pm PDT #9218 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I'm not sure why my Hubby knows about Hair Care Down There, but he says if you Nair the area instead of shaving, you'll get rounded tips coming back in instead of the sharp-edged hairs you get with shaving.

is that good or bad?


Connie Neil - May 14, 2008 7:34:28 pm PDT #9219 of 10001
brillig

Apparently rounded tip hurt less coming back in.


DCJensen - May 14, 2008 7:57:09 pm PDT #9220 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Not touching Connie's line.

To distract, a bit from NPR that was repeated for Pledge week:

Paleontologist Neil Shubin discusses his new book, Your Inner Fish: A Journey into the 3.5-Billion-Year-History of the Human Body. Shubin traces the hand and other human features back to creatures that roamed the earth hundreds of millions of years ago >[link]


Susan W. - May 14, 2008 8:34:50 pm PDT #9221 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I know Neil Shubin! I doubt he'd remember me, but I was the secretary/grant coordinator in the Penn Biology Academic Office back when he was an Asst. Prof. there.


Strix - May 14, 2008 8:45:22 pm PDT #9222 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

(This from a man who, in a fit of frustration with groinal hair, took a cigarette lighter to some sections

Huh. My minor itching problem suddenly seems so much less irritating.