who, in a fit of frustration with groinal hair, took a cigarette lighter to some sections
The ability to correctly answer the question, "What's the worst thing that could happen here?" is often underappreciated....
It's good to have cargo. Makes us a target for every other scavenger out there, though, but sometimes that's fun too.
Mal ,'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - May 14, 2008 6:30:38 pm PDT #9215 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Fay - May 14, 2008 6:36:43 pm PDT #9216 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Huh. Sounds like he's from the same School of DIY as my dad.
(My dad has performed surgery upon himself. Using a stanley knife. On his...well, let's just say that I've never seen the scar, and have no intention of seeing it. But I assume that his Jewish ancestors were pleased.)
Connie Neil - May 14, 2008 6:43:46 pm PDT #9217 of 10001
brillig
Sounds like he's from the same School of DIY as my dad.
Yup, that's Hubby. I knew he meant to keep me when he presented me with a pair of tweezers and an Xacto knife and said, "I need you to get a splinter out of my foot."
Then there was the time he sliced his thumb open to the bone and asked me just to put a couple of butterfly bandages on it. (that one was actually a lot deeper than we thought, it was my nausea at seeing the actual wound that had us go to the ER in the first place.)
Ah, men who were raised by wolves and are proud of it.
Vortex - May 14, 2008 7:03:53 pm PDT #9218 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I'm not sure why my Hubby knows about Hair Care Down There, but he says if you Nair the area instead of shaving, you'll get rounded tips coming back in instead of the sharp-edged hairs you get with shaving.
is that good or bad?
Connie Neil - May 14, 2008 7:34:28 pm PDT #9219 of 10001
brillig
Apparently rounded tip hurt less coming back in.
DCJensen - May 14, 2008 7:57:09 pm PDT #9220 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Not touching Connie's line.
To distract, a bit from NPR that was repeated for Pledge week:
Paleontologist Neil Shubin discusses his new book, Your Inner Fish: A Journey into the 3.5-Billion-Year-History of the Human Body. Shubin traces the hand and other human features back to creatures that roamed the earth hundreds of millions of years ago >[link]
Susan W. - May 14, 2008 8:34:50 pm PDT #9221 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
I know Neil Shubin! I doubt he'd remember me, but I was the secretary/grant coordinator in the Penn Biology Academic Office back when he was an Asst. Prof. there.
Strix - May 14, 2008 8:45:22 pm PDT #9222 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
(This from a man who, in a fit of frustration with groinal hair, took a cigarette lighter to some sections
Huh. My minor itching problem suddenly seems so much less irritating.
omnis_audis - May 14, 2008 9:02:57 pm PDT #9223 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
So much to catch up on! Erin, WELCOME HOME! Yay!
Aimee, DOUBLE YAY! Awesome. (O, btw, I accidently clicked the "flag as spam" link on the asshats post. oops.)
Um. Dunno what else to say. The last bit of conversation just has me thinking maybe I'm more civilized than I thought I was. Clearly not wolf-reared like some others. um.. CIGARETTE LIGHTER... OW! Like. um. Ow!
OK, nuff said. Now, can we please fast forward to Sunday. Hopefully I'll get it off. Oy today has been stressful. (wait, fast forward AFTER direct deposit pay check hits bank account in a few hours...k... thnx)
omnis_audis - May 14, 2008 11:21:04 pm PDT #9224 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Wow, you know your brain is fried when you try to open your front door with the lil file cabinet key from your work keyring.